C A7 D7
G C G
******** C A7 D7
It's a wonderful day for dumping our rubbish
G C G
At the side of the road
C A7 D7
Such a wonderful day for dumping our rubbish
G
We can take a big load
F
There's a plastic bag full of something smelly
C A7
A mattress, a mower, a pram and a telly
C A7 D7
It's a wonderful day for dumping our rubbish
G C G
At the side of the road
******** C A7 D7
It's a wonderful day for spreading our nitrates
G C G
On all available fields
C A7 D7
Such a wonderful day for spreading our nitrates
G
And increasing our yields
F
If it crawls or it creeps, be it slugs or snails
C A7
We can chemically kill it and it never fails
C A7 D7
It's a wonderful day for spreading our nitrates
G C G
On all available fields
******* F
It's a wonderful day
C
Such a wonderful day
D G
For dumping bedding, digging, spreading and
C A7 D7 G C G
C A7 D7 G F
C A7 C A7 D7 G C
******* F
It's a wonderful day
C
Such a wonderful day
D G
For dumping bedding, digging, spreading and
******** C A7 D7
It's a wonderful day for taking our shotguns
G C G
And killing beautiful birds
C A7 D7
Such a wonderful day for taking our shotguns
G
And culling deer in their herds
F
There's foxes for hunting, badgers for baiting
C A7
Pardon me, I mustn't keep the Prince of Wales waiting
C A7 D7
It's a wonderful day for taking our shotguns
G C
And killing beautiful birds
C A7 D7 G C G
C A7 D7 G F
C A7 C A7 D7 G C
******* F
It's a wonderful day
C
Such a wonderful day
D G
For dumping bedding, digging, spreading and
******** C A7 D7
It's a wonderful day for taking our shotguns
G C G
And killing beautiful birds
C A7 D7
Such a wonderful day for taking our shotguns
G
And culling deer in their herds
F
There's foxes for hunting, badgers for baiting
C A7
Pardon me, I mustn't keep the old Duke waiting
C A7 D7
It's a wonderful day for taking our shotguns
G C A7 D7
And killing beautiful birds
G C A7 D7
And killing beautiful birds
G C
And killing beautiful birds
