D5          E5       D5    G5    D#5   D5          
|------------|------------|---------|---------------|--------------------| 
|-----12b----|-----14b----|---------|---------------|---10b--10-9--------| 
[Chorus]
G5              A5  
Gonna call the President
A#5           C5               
Gonna call a Private Eye
G5            A5 
Gonna get the IRS
A#5            C5 
Gonna need the FBI
D#5                      D5
There's not anymore that I can do
 G5      A5             A#5
All the reasons that you gave
C5   
I follow you
    G5               A5                  A#5             C5
So when you lead them in, that'll be the end of time it's true
[Verse]
G5              A5                   
Wouldnt be the first time I've been wrong
 G5                           A5                        
Wouldnt be the last I'm sure, I've Known
  A#5                    C5  
with all the rumors I can tell,
A#5                    C5      
Some things didn't work so well
D#5                  D5        
Well anyway, it feels the same
[Pre-Chorus]
G5         C#5         C5 
When you first told me you were gone,
  A#5                     G5
So long ago but I still held on
                           C#5      C5 
Through all the bullshit that I've had to take
                         A#5             G5
I've found the truth and here's the worst yet