Chords used: 
| E | A |Bsus |C#sus| E5 | |--0--|--0--|--0--|--0--|--0--|
|--0--|--2--|--0--|--0--|--0--| Verse 1: 
EAE Shoplifter, you'll never learn
Bsus When you commit the crime
EAE Shoplifter, you're getting burned
BsusE And now you gotta do the time
 Verse 2: 
EAE It's a 1 2 3 on the felony
Bsus Well not everything is free
EAE Now that you served the community
BsusE It's the life of a petty thief
 Its not considered stealing 
E5 Unless you're getting caught
 C#sus But it isn't called stealing 
ABsus Tryin' to take something you haven't got
 Verse 3: 
EAE Shoplifter, you'll never learn
Bsus What lies behind your back
EAE Not a burgler or a bankrobber
Bsus E just a kleptomaniac
 Bridge: 
EAEEBsus |-0--0----0--0--0--0--0--0----0------0--------|
|-0----0--2-----0-----0----0--0----0---0------| 
EAEEBsusE |-0--0----0-0---0--0--0--0-------0--0--0--*12-|
|-0----0--2-----0-----0-------------0---------| Its not considered stealing 
E5 Unless you're getting caught
 C#sus But it isn't called stealing 
ABsus Tryin' to take something you haven't got
 Outro: 
EAE Shoplifter, you'll never learn
Bsus When you commit the crime
EAE Shoplifter, you're getting burned
BsusE And now you gotta do the time
BsusE And now you gotta do the time
BsusE