intro: F# 2x  B Bm F# C# F#
 F#
Sometimes it gets real hard
  B                      Bm
And I need some kind of output
  F#
For input twice the size
  C#
Of my one inch mind
F#
So slap me on the hand
 B                 Bm
Put it right back down my pants
  F#
Turn me right around
 C#              F#
Kick me in the ass
  B
Well today I say sweet things
         F F#    F F#  
But tomorrow
   B                 Bm
I'll be making up excuses
         C#
For my actions 'cuz it's been so long
  F#
Since I've been in love
B                      Bm
That special kind of feeling
  F#              C#
Guess my best excuse
                    F# 
I'm on the wagon again
 B
Well today I say sweet things
         F F#    F F#  
But tomorrow
   B                 Bm
I'll be making up excuses
         C#
For my actions 'cuz it's been so long
  F#
Since I've been in love
B                      Bm
That special kind of feeling
  F#              C#
Guess my best excuse
                    F# 
I'm on the wagon again
 B                    C#
Well I got no real excuse
                    F#
I'm on the wagon again