C Today’s the Macy’s Day Parade
Am The night of the living dead is on its way
FGC With a credit report for duty call
 It’s a lifetime guarantee
Am Stuffed in a coffin “10% more free”
FGC Red light special at the mausoleum
F Give me something that I need
G Satisfaction guaranteed to you
F What’s the consolation price
GC Economy sized dreams of hope
 When I was a kid I thought
Am I wanted all the things that I hadn’t got
FGC Oh, but I learned the hardest way
Am Then I realized what it took
F To tell the difference between thieves and crooks
GC When all along it was me and you
F Give me something that I need
G Satisfaction guaranteed
CGAm ‘cause I’m thinking about a brand new hope
GF The one I’ve never known
G Cause now I know
C It’s all that I wanted
CAmFGC x2 
F What’s the consolation price?
GF Economy sized dreams of hope
 Give me something that I need
G Satisfaction guaranteed
CGAm Because I’m thinking about a brand new hope
GFG The one I’ve never known, and where it goes
CGAm And I’m thinking about the only road
GFG The one I’ve never known, and where it goes
CGAm And I’m thinking about a brand new hope
GF The one I’ve never known
G Cause now I know
C