CHORDS USEDB5A5G#5G5EF#5B6/9D5 e|-----------------------------------0---------------4-----------------------|
B|-----------------------------------0---------------4-----------------------| B5A5G#5G5 x2 [VERSE]B5A5G#5G5 Hey mister, where you headed?
B5A5G#5G5 Are you in a hurry?
B5A5G#5G5 Need a lift to happy hour.
B5A5G#5G5 Say oh no.
B5A5G#5G5 Do you brake for distilled spirits?
B5A5G#5G5 I need a break as well.
B5A5G#5G5 The well that inebriates the guilt.
B5 A5 G#5G5 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.
B5A5G#5G5 x3 B5A5G#5 [VERSE]B5A5G#5G5B5A5G#5G5 Cold turkey's getting stale, tonight I'm eating crow.
B5A5G#5G5B5A5G#5G5 Fermented salmonella poison oak no
B5A5G#5G5B5A5G#5G5 There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.
B5A5G#5G5B5A5G#5G5 My tongue is swelling up, as say 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.
B5A5G#5G5 x4 [CHORUS]EF#5B5A5G#5G5 Troubled times, you know I can not lie.
EF#5 I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.
B5A5G#5G5 x2 [VERSE]B5A5G#5G5B5A5G#5G5 There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.
B5A5G#5G5 My tongue is swelling up, I say shit!
B5D5G5F#5 x8 [CHORUS]EF#5B5A5G#5G5 Troubled times, you know I can not lie.
EF#5B5D5G#5G5 I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.
B5D5G#5G5 I'm hitchin' a ride.
B5D5G#5G5 I'm hitchin' a ride.
B5D5G#5G5 I'm hitchin' a ride.
B5D5G#5G5 I'm hitchin' a ride.
B5D5G#5G5 I'm hitchin' a ride.
B5D5G#5G5 I'm hitchin' a ride.
B5D5G#5 I'm hitchin' a ride.