CHORDS USED
     B5      A5      G#5     G5      E       F#5     B6/9    D5
e|-----------------------------------0---------------4-----------------------|
B|-----------------------------------0---------------4-----------------------|
B5  A5  G#5  G5    x2
[VERSE]
B5  A5      G#5       G5
Hey mister, where you headed?
B5      A5   G#5      G5
Are you in a hurry?
B5     A5      G#5   G5
Need a lift to happy hour.
    B5  A5  G#5  G5
Say oh no.
B5     A5        G#5       G5
Do you brake for distilled spirits?
B5       A5       G#5     G5
I need a break as well.
B5  A5        G#5  G5         
The well that inebriates the guilt.
B5 A5 G#5   G5
1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.
B5  A5  G#5  G5    x3
B5  A5  G#5
[VERSE]
B5   A5       G#5     G5     B5          A5     G#5   G5
Cold turkey's getting stale, tonight I'm eating crow.
B5  A5    G#5   G5          B5  A5  G#5  G5 
Fermented salmonella poison oak no
B5        A5             G#5         G5     B5          A5   G#5     G5
There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.
B5  A5       G#5      G5        B5  A5  G#5  G5
My tongue is swelling up, as say 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.
B5  A5  G#5  G5    x4
[CHORUS]
E        F#5        B5     A5      G#5   G5
Troubled times, you know I can not lie.
E                         F#5
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.
B5  A5  G#5  G5    x2
[VERSE]
B5        A5             G#5         G5     B5          A5   G#5     G5
There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.
B5  A5       G#5      G5   
My tongue is swelling up, I say shit!
B5  D5  G5   F#5    x8
[CHORUS]
E        F#5        B5     A5      G#5   G5
Troubled times, you know I can not lie.
E                         F#5         B5  D5  G#5  G5      
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.
                B5  D5  G#5  G5
I'm hitchin' a ride.
                B5  D5  G#5  G5
I'm hitchin' a ride.
                B5  D5  G#5  G5
I'm hitchin' a ride.
                B5  D5  G#5  G5
I'm hitchin' a ride.
                B5  D5  G#5  G5
I'm hitchin' a ride.
                B5  D5  G#5  G5
I'm hitchin' a ride.
                B5  D5  G#5 
I'm hitchin' a ride.