D7 – xx0212 A7 – x02020 B7 – x21202 Fmaj7 – xx3210 G7 – 320001 
Cmaj7 – x32000
Verse 
D7A7 Do you have the time
B7Fmaj7 To listen to me whine
G7D7A7 About nothing and everything all at once
D7A7 I am one of those
B7Fmaj7 Melodramatic fools
G7D7A7 Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it
G7A7D7 Sometimes I give myself the creeps
G7A7D7 Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
G7A7 It all keeps adding up
D7Cmaj7B7 I think I'm cracking up
G7A7 Am I just paranoid?
D7 I'm just stoned
D7 A7 B7 A7 x 2
Verse 
D7A7 I went to a shrink
B7Fmaj7 To analyze my dreams
G7D7A7 She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
G7A7 I went to a whore
B7Fmaj7 He said my life is a bore
G7D7A7 And quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down
G7A7D7 Sometimes I give myself the creeps
G7A7D7 Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
G7A7 It all keeps adding up
D7Cmaj7B7 I think I'm cracking up
G7A7 Am I just paranoid?
D7 I'm just stoned
D7 A7 B7 A7
GA Grasping to control, So you better hold on
D7A7 Do you have the time
B7Fmaj7 To listen to me whine
G7D7A7 About nothing and everything all at once
D7A7 I am one of those
B7Fmaj7 Melodramatic fools
G7D7A7 Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it
G7A7D7 Sometimes I give myself the creeps
G7A7D7 Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
G7A7 It all keeps adding up
D7Cmaj7B7 I think I'm cracking up
G7A7 Am I just paranoid?
D7 I'm just stoned
D7 B7 G7 D7 A7 x 4
G7 D7 A7