D7 – xx0212
A7 – x02020
B7 – x21202
Fmaj7 – xx3210
G7 – 320001
Cmaj7 – x32000

Verse

D7               A7
Do you have the time
B7                Fmaj7
To listen to me whine
G7                 D7                A7
About nothing and everything all at once
D7            A7
I am one of those
B7          Fmaj7
Melodramatic fools
G7                D7                A7
Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it


G7           A7              D7
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
G7            A7                  D7
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
G7                  A7
It all keeps adding up
D7          Cmaj7    B7
I think I'm cracking up
G7             A7
Am I just paranoid?
            D7
I'm just stoned


D7 A7 B7 A7 x 2

Verse

D7            A7
I went to a shrink
B7             Fmaj7
To analyze my dreams
G7                    D7                      A7
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
G7            A7
I went to a whore
B7                    Fmaj7
He said my life is a bore
G7                    D7                      A7
And quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down


G7           A7              D7
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
G7            A7                  D7
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
G7                  A7
It all keeps adding up
D7          Cmaj7    B7
I think I'm cracking up
G7             A7
Am I just paranoid?
            D7
I'm just stoned


D7 A7 B7 A7



G             A
Grasping to control, So you better hold on


D7               A7
Do you have the time
B7                Fmaj7
To listen to me whine
G7                 D7                A7
About nothing and everything all at once
D7            A7
I am one of those
B7          Fmaj7
Melodramatic fools
G7                D7                A7
Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it


G7           A7              D7
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
G7            A7                  D7
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
G7                  A7
It all keeps adding up
D7          Cmaj7    B7
I think I'm cracking up
G7             A7
Am I just paranoid?
D7
I'm just stoned


D7 B7 G7 D7 A7 x 4

G7 D7 A7