B E A F# x4 [Verse 1]
BE Hey old man in woman's shoes I wonder if he knows I think he's crazy
BE When he was young did he have dreams of wearing woman's shoes and being crazy?
 [Chorus]
BEAF# It makes me wonder when I grow to be that age
BEAF# Will I be walking down the street begging for your spare change
BEAF# Or will I grow that old? Will I still be around?
BEAF# The way I carry on I'll end up six feet underground
A and waste away...
B E A F# x2 [Verse 2]
BE When the old man was in school did the golden rule make him go crazy
B Or did he hide away from hopes behind a smile and smoking dope
E It's crazy
B E A F# x2 [Bridge]
BA It seems so frightening, time passes by like lightning
G#F# before you know it you're struck down
BA I always waste my time on my chemical emotions
G#F# It keeps my head spinning around
A and waste away...
B E A F# x4 Just play B A G# F#B E A F# x4 FINISH ON B