Intro:
D Am C

Verse 1:
D  Am           C
Whoa, Belladonna
D  Am               C
Whoa, glass of wine
D  Am                C
Whoa, this shit happens
D  Am              C
Whoa, all the time

Verse 2:
D  Am             C
Whoa, bodies blurring
D  Am             C
Whoa, and I can’t see
D  Am                C
Whoa, speech is slurring
D  Am       C
Whoa, silly me

Chorus:
   G                   C                Em   A
I got a half a mind to mind my doctor’s orders
   G                    C               Em    A
I got a half a mind to cut this whole damn line
   G                    C           Em      A
I got a half a mind to cut me into quarters
   G                    C             Em   A (hold A)
And the rest of me has lost my whole damn mind

D  Am             C
Whoa, carry on boy
D  Am                 C
Whoa, just turn your back
D  Am             C
Whoa, can see you slipping
D  Am                 C
Whoa, through the cracks

   G                     C              Em   A
I got a half a mind to mind my doctor’s orders
   G                     C          Em      A
I got a half a mind to tear down this place
   G                    C           Em   A
I got a half a mind to swim across the border
   G                     C           Em      A
And the rest of me has fallen far from grace

D  Am                C
Whoa, think it softly
D  Am                     C
Whoa, and play it loud
D  Am                     C
Whoa, tell you a secret
D  Am             C
Whoa, to the crowd

   G                    C               Em   A
I got a half a mind to mind my doctor’s orders
   G                    C               Em      A
I got a half a mind to cut this whole damn line
   G                    C             Em   A
I got a half a mind to swim across the border
   G                    C             Em      A