Intro: 
D Am C
Verse 1: 
DAmC Whoa, Belladonna
DAmC Whoa, glass of wine
DAmC Whoa, this shit happens
DAmC Whoa, all the time
 Verse 2: 
DAmC Whoa, bodies blurring
DAmC Whoa, and I can’t see
DAmC Whoa, speech is slurring
DAmC Whoa, silly me
 Chorus: 
GCEmA I got a half a mind to mind my doctor’s orders
GCEmA I got a half a mind to cut this whole damn line
GCEmA I got a half a mind to cut me into quarters
GCEmA (hold A) And the rest of me has lost my whole damn mind
 
DAmC Whoa, carry on boy
DAmC Whoa, just turn your back
DAmC Whoa, can see you slipping
DAmC Whoa, through the cracks
 
GCEmA I got a half a mind to mind my doctor’s orders
GCEmA I got a half a mind to tear down this place
GCEmA I got a half a mind to swim across the border
GCEmA And the rest of me has fallen far from grace
 
DAmC Whoa, think it softly
DAmC Whoa, and play it loud
DAmC Whoa, tell you a secret
DAmC Whoa, to the crowd
 
GCEmA I got a half a mind to mind my doctor’s orders
GCEmA I got a half a mind to cut this whole damn line
GCEmA I got a half a mind to swim across the border
GCEmA