Tina with New Directions Girls: 
AA7DE We're on the island of misfit toys
DEA7 Here we don't wanna stay
 Artie with New Directions Boys: 
AA7DE We want to travel with Santa Claus
 Artie with New Directions: 
DEA7 In his magic sleigh
 Artie: 
ADEA7 A pack full of toys means a sack full of joys
ADEA7 For millions of girls and for millions of boys
 Artie with New Directions: 
ADA When Christmas Day is here
DEA The most wonderful day of the year
 Sam: 
ADEA7 A jack-in-the-box waits for children to shout
 Kurt: 
A Wake up!
DEA7 Don't you know that it's time to come out!
 New Directions: 
ADE When Christmas Day is here
DEA The most wonderful day of the year
 Artie with New Directions: 
DA Toys galore scattered on the floor
E There's no room for more
DEA7 And it's all because of Santa Claus
 Sam: 
A A scooter for Jimmy
 Quinn: 
DE A dolly for Sue
 Sam: 
AD The kind that will even say
 Brittany: 
E "How do you do?"
 Tina with New Directions: 
ADE When Christmas Day is here
DEA The most wonderful day of the year
 Brittany: (one strum) 
A How'd you like to be a spotted elephant?
 Artie:(one strum) 
D Or a choo-choo with square wheels on your caboose!
 Kurt: 
E Or a water pistol that shoots..... jelly?
 New Directions: 
A We're all Misfits!
 Artie and Tina with New Directions: 
ADE If we're on the island of unwanted toys
ADEA7 We'll miss all the fun with the girls and the boys
ADA When Christmas Day is here
D The most wonderful, wonderful
E Wonderful, wonderful
DEA