[Verse 1]
D7GDdim Way down among Brazilians
Am7D7 Coffee beans grow by the billions
GEmA7 So they've got to find those extra cups to fill
Am7D7GD7 They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
 [Verse 2]
GDdim You can't get cherry soda
Am7D7 'cause they've got to fill that quota
GEmA7 And the way things are I'll bet they never will
Am7D7G They've got a zillion tons of coffee in Brazil
 [Chorus]
Ddim Am7 D7 G No tea or tomato juice
Ddim Am7 D7 G You'll see no potato juice
E7AmE7A7D7 'cause the planters down in Santos all say "No, no, no"
 [Verse 3]
GDdim The politician's daughter
Am7D7 Was accused of drinkin' water
GEmA7 And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill
Am7D7GD7 They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
 [Verse 4]
GDdim You date a girl and find out later
Am7D7 She smells just like a percolator
GEmA7 Her perfume was made right on the grill
Am7D7GD7 Why, they could percolate the ocean in Brazil
 [Verse 5]
GDdim And when their ham and eggs need savor
Am7D7 Coffee ketchup gives 'em flavor
GEmA7 Coffee pickles way outsell the dill
Am7D7G Why, they put coffee in the coffee in Brazil
 [Chorus]
Ddim Am7 D7 G No tea, no tomato juice
Ddim Am7 D7 G You'll see no potato juice
E7AmE7A7D7 The planters down in Santos all say "No, no, no"<<<
 [Verse 6]
GDdim So you'll add to the local color
Am7D7 Serving coffee with a cruller
GEmA7 Dunkin' doesn't take a lot of skill
Am7D7 They've got an awful lot of coffee
AD7 An awful lot of coffee
Am7D7G