[Verse 1]D7 G Ddim
Way down among Brazilians
Am7 D7
Coffee beans grow by the billions
G Em A7
So they've got to find those extra cups to fill
Am7 D7 G D7
They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
[Verse 2] G Ddim
You can't get cherry soda
Am7 D7
'cause they've got to fill that quota
G Em A7
And the way things are I'll bet they never will
Am7 D7 G
They've got a zillion tons of coffee in Brazil
[Chorus]Ddim Am7 D7 G
No tea or tomato juice
Ddim Am7 D7 G
You'll see no potato juice
E7 Am E7 A7 D7
'cause the planters down in Santos all say "No, no, no"
[Verse 3] G Ddim
The politician's daughter
Am7 D7
Was accused of drinkin' water
G Em A7
And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill
Am7 D7 G D7
They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
[Verse 4] G Ddim
You date a girl and find out later
Am7 D7
She smells just like a percolator
G Em A7
Her perfume was made right on the grill
Am7 D7 G D7
Why, they could percolate the ocean in Brazil
[Verse 5] G Ddim
And when their ham and eggs need savor
Am7 D7
Coffee ketchup gives 'em flavor
G Em A7
Coffee pickles way outsell the dill
Am7 D7 G
Why, they put coffee in the coffee in Brazil
[Chorus]Ddim Am7 D7 G
No tea, no tomato juice
Ddim Am7 D7 G
You'll see no potato juice
E7 Am E7 A7 D7
The planters down in Santos all say "No, no, no"<<<
[Verse 6] G Ddim
So you'll add to the local color
Am7 D7
Serving coffee with a cruller
G Em A7
Dunkin' doesn't take a lot of skill
Am7 D7
They've got an awful lot of coffee
A D7
An awful lot of coffee
Am7 D7 G
