[Chords]       
   Bm A G F# B7 Em  Bm A#dim7 G Gadd9 A7sus4 A7 Am7 Bmaj7 D C#dim E9 D  C9
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B|-3--2-0-2--4--0-|-3--2------0-3-----3------2---5--7----3-8-----7--7--3-----------|
[Intro]
  Bm               A                         G             F#
Behold the way our fine feathered-friend his virtue doth parade.
     Bm             A                     G                 F#7 
Thou knowest not my dimwitted friend, the picture thou hast made.
    B7              A               Em              F#7
Thy vacant brow thy tousled hair conceal thy good designs.
   Bm             A                     G                F#7 
Be noble upright, truthful, sincere and read between the lines:   
            
[Verse 1]
         Bm       A#dim7     Bm          A#dim7
You're.. my funny Valentine; sweet comic Valentine
G             Gadd9           Em    A7sus4   A7
  You make me smile with my heart  
  
[Verse 2]
Bm                A#dim7    Bm     A#dim7
   Your looks are laughable unphotographable
G               Bmaj7             Em    A7
  Yet you're my favourite work of art  
  
[Chorus]
        D      A7        Bm7     A7 
Is your figure less than Greek?     Is your 
D       A7     Bm7   A7 
mouth a little weak?    When you 
D    A7    Bm7   Am7     Bmaj7   C#dim 
open it to speak are you smart? 
[Verse 3]
    Bm             A#dim7      D          E9 
But don't change a hair for me not if you care for me
Bmaj7       C#dim     D     C9 
Stay little Valentine stay 
D    Bm7    Em   A7     D