[Chords] 
Bm A G F# B7 EmBm A#dim7 G Gadd9 A7sus4 A7 Am7 Bmaj7 D C#dim E9 DC9 e|-2--0-3-2--2--0-|-2--0------3-5-----x------0---5--7----2-9-----0--10-3------------|
B|-3--2-0-2--4--0-|-3--2------0-3-----3------2---5--7----3-8-----7--7--3-----------| [Intro]
BmAGF# Behold the way our fine feathered-friend his virtue doth parade.
BmAGF#7 Thou knowest not my dimwitted friend, the picture thou hast made.
B7AEmF#7 Thy vacant brow thy tousled hair conceal thy good designs.
BmAGF#7 Be noble upright, truthful, sincere and read between the lines:
 [Verse 1]
BmA#dim7BmA#dim7 You're.. my funny Valentine; sweet comic Valentine
GGadd9EmA7sus4A7 You make me smile with my heart
 [Verse 2]
BmA#dim7BmA#dim7 Your looks are laughable unphotographable
GBmaj7EmA7 Yet you're my favourite work of art
 [Chorus]
DA7Bm7A7 Is your figure less than Greek? Is your
DA7Bm7A7 mouth a little weak? When you
DA7Bm7Am7Bmaj7C#dim open it to speak are you smart?
 [Verse 3]
BmA#dim7DE9 But don't change a hair for me not if you care for me
Bmaj7C#dimDC9 Stay little Valentine stay
DBm7EmA7D