[Verse]
Ab6Adim7 We met in a parking lot
Eb Buying coffee and cigarettes
BbBb7Eb Firewood and bad wine long since gone
G7Ab But I'm still drunk and hot, wide awake
Breathing hard [Verse]
Ab6Adim7 But now, in just one year's time
EbBbBb7Eb I've become jealous, rail-thin, prone to paranoia when I'm stoned
G7Ab 'Cause isn't true love "someone oughta put me in a home?"
Ab6Adim7EbBbBb7Eb Say, do you wanna get married and put an end to our endless regressive tendency to scorn?
G7Ab Provincial concepts like your dowry and your daddy's farm
 [Bridge]
Ab6EbBb For love to find us of all people
EbAdim7 I never thought it be so simple
 [Verse]
G7Adim7 Ab6 Ooh...
Ab6Adim7EbBbBb7Eb Let's buy a plantation house and let the yard grow wild until we don't need the signs that say, "Keep out"
G7Ab I've got some money left and it's cheaper in the South
Ab6Adim7EbBbBb7Eb I need someone I can trust to protect me from our seven daughters when my body says, "Enough!"
G7Ab Don't let me die in a hospital, I'll save the big one for the last time we make love
AbmEbG7Adim7 Insert here a sentiment re: our golden years
Ab6 Abm EbBbEb All 'cause I went to the store one day
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