[Verse]
Ab6          Adim7
We met in a parking lot
        Eb
Buying coffee and cigarettes
Bb           Bb7                 Eb
Firewood and bad wine long since gone
G7                                Ab
But I'm still drunk and hot, wide awake
Breathing hard
[Verse]
Ab6               Adim7
But now, in just one year's time
            Eb                  Bb         Bb7             Eb
I've become jealous, rail-thin, prone to paranoia when I'm stoned
G7                              Ab
'Cause isn't true love "someone oughta put me in a home?"
Ab6                   Adim7               Eb                 Bb         Bb7         Eb
Say, do you wanna get married and put an end to our endless regressive tendency to scorn?
G7                            Ab
Provincial concepts like your dowry and your daddy's farm
[Bridge]
Ab6            Eb            Bb
For love to find us of all people
        Eb               Adim7
I never thought it be so simple
[Verse]
G7  Adim7 Ab6
Ooh...
Ab6          Adim7                       Eb                   Bb                Bb7             Eb
Let's buy a plantation house and let the yard grow wild until we don't need the signs that say, "Keep out"
G7                                   Ab
I've got some money left and it's cheaper in the South
Ab6          Adim7                 Eb                   Bb                Bb7             Eb
I need someone I can trust to protect me from our seven daughters when my body says, "Enough!"
                      G7                                      Ab
Don't let me die in a hospital, I'll save the big one for the last time we make love
Abm    Eb  G7                      Adim7
Insert here a sentiment re: our golden years
Ab6           Abm           Eb     Bb     Eb
    All 'cause I went to the store one day
Bb                            Eb