[Intro]
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I comb the crowd and pick you out
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My mouth moves too fast for you to figure it out
It starts eyes closed to fingers crossed
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"To I swear, I say"
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"To I swear, I say"
[Pre-Chorus]
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To hands between legs, to "whatever it takes"
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To drinks at the club to the bar
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To the keys to your car
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To hotel stairs to the emergency exit door
[Chorus]
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To the love, I left my conscience pressed
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Between the pages of the Bible in the drawer
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"What did it ever do for me" I say (I say, I say, I say)
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It never calls me when I'm down
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Love never wanted me
But I took it anyway
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Put your ear to the speaker
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And choose love or sympathy
            D
But never both
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Love never wanted me
[Verse 1]
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"I hoped you choked
And crashed your car"
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Hey "tear catcher", that's all that you are
From the start
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I swear, I say
G   Em    Bm
I swear, I say
           G                        Em
To hands between legs, to "whatever it takes"
    Bm                       A
To drinks at the club to the bar
       F#             G
To the keys to your car
          Em                      Bm         A