(all verses follow same pattern, verse 1 & 2 sung, 3rd verse not included)
Em D
There once was a man who liked to jump around (jump around)
Em D
But he got too old to jump up and down (up and down)
(so then what happened?)
Em D
So he put the mic down and picked the guitar up (picked the guitar up)
(and then he what?)
Em C D
Started singin the blues like there's no tomorrow (no tomorrow)(come on)
Em D
Left his boys in the house of pain (the house of pain)
Em D
It was the wisest decision he ever made (ever made)
Em D
But the dumbest thing he could ever do (could ever do)
C
Was try to buck a 380 on those that act shady
D
Tell me now what you gonna do (now what you gonna do)
[chorus]
Em D
Cause I remember all those years, How it was when you were here
Em D
I remember how it was, how it was when you were young
C D
Yesterday was so long ago (long ago)
C
Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit came along now
D Em
Don't nobody wanna hear your old ass sing no more
