BbMaj7 Monday: Late again, today,
GmF he'd be in trouble though he'd say he was sorry,
GmFBbM7Eb he'd have to hurry out the bus.
BbMaj7 Tuesday: Horace was so sad,
GmF he'd never had a girl that he could care for,
GmFBbM7Eb and if he was late once more, he'd be out.
BbEb7BbEb7 Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
BbEb7 Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
BbEb7 Then a voice from above said—
BbAb "Horace Wimp, this is your life,
Gm7Gb Go out and find yourself a wife.
BbAb Make a stand and be a man,
Gm7Gb And you will have a great life plan."
BbGbGmGb You can do it
BbGbGmGb Come on Horace
BbMaj7 Wednesday: Horace met a girl,
GmF she was small and she was very pretty,
GmFBbMaj7Eb he thought he was in love, he was afraid.
BbMaj7 Thursday: Asks her for a date,
GmF the cafe down the street tomorrow evening,
GmFBbMaj7Eb his head was reeling, when she said "Yes O.K."
 
BbEb7BbEb7 Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
BbEb7 Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
BbEb7 Then a voice from above said—
BbAb "Horace Wimp, this is your life,
Gm7Gb Go out and find yourself a wife.
BbAb Make a stand and be a man,
Gm7Gb And you will have a great life plan."
BbGbGmGb You can do it
BbGbGmGb Come on Horace
Bb Friday: Horace, this is it,
GmF he asks the girl if maybe they could marry,
 
GmFBbEb when she says "gladly." Horace cries.
Bb Sunday: Everybody's at the church,
GmF when Horace rushes in and says "Now here come my wife,
GmFBbEb for the rest of my life." and she did.
BbEb7BbEb7 Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
BbEb7 Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
BbEb7 Then a voice from above said—
BbAb "Horace Wimp, this is your wife,
GmGb Go out and find yourself a life.
BbAb Make a stand and be a man,
GmGb And you will have a great life plan."
BbGbGmGb You can do it
BbGbGmGb Come on Horace
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