BbMaj7
Monday: Late again, today,
                               Gm        F
he'd be in trouble though he'd say he was sorry,
Gm            F             BbM7       Eb
he'd have to hurry out the bus.
        BbMaj7
Tuesday: Horace was so sad,
                           Gm        F
he'd never had a girl that he could care for,
Gm             F                      BbM7     Eb
and if he was late once more, he'd be out.
   Bb          Eb7   Bb                Eb7
   Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
        Bb                  Eb7       
   Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
   Bb                 Eb7
   Then a voice from above said—
      Bb                Ab
    "Horace Wimp, this is your life,
       Gm7               Gb
     Go out and find yourself a wife.
     Bb               Ab
     Make a stand and be a man,
       Gm7              Gb
     And you will have a great life plan."
         Bb   Gb  Gm    Gb
You can do it
         Bb   Gb  Gm    Gb
Come on Horace
         BbMaj7
Wednesday: Horace met a girl, 
                          Gm     F
she was small and she was very pretty,
Gm            F                 BbMaj7        Eb
he thought he was in love, he was afraid.
       BbMaj7 
Thursday: Asks her for a date, 
                            Gm     F
the cafe down the street tomorrow evening,
Gm             F                    BbMaj7    Eb
his head was reeling, when she said "Yes O.K."

   Bb          Eb7   Bb                Eb7
   Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
        Bb                  Eb7       
   Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
   Bb                 Eb7
   Then a voice from above said—
      Bb                Ab
    "Horace Wimp, this is your life,
       Gm7               Gb
     Go out and find yourself a wife.
     Bb               Ab
     Make a stand and be a man,
       Gm7              Gb
     And you will have a great life plan."
         Bb   Gb  Gm    Gb
You can do it
         Bb   Gb  Gm    Gb
Come on Horace
   Bb                  
Friday: Horace, this is it, 
                           Gm         F
he asks the girl if maybe they could marry,

Gm              F             Bb        Eb
when she says "gladly." Horace cries.
      Bb  
Sunday: Everybody's at the church,
                          Gm                  F  
when Horace rushes in and says "Now here come my wife,
Gm              F                 Bb    Eb
for the rest of my life." and she did.
   
   Bb          Eb7   Bb                Eb7
   Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
        Bb                  Eb7       
   Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
   Bb                 Eb7
   Then a voice from above said—
      Bb                Ab
    "Horace Wimp, this is your wife,
       Gm               Gb
     Go out and find yourself a life.
     Bb               Ab
     Make a stand and be a man,
       Gm              Gb
     And you will have a great life plan."
         Bb   Gb  Gm    Gb
You can do it
         Bb   Gb  Gm    Gb
Come on Horace


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Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday 
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Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday