[Verse 1]
  Em7                                             A
 Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it 
  Em7                         G  A
 You play the guitar, on the M.T.V.    
  Em7 
 That ain't workin', That's the way you do it
 Em7                          D          Em7
 Money for nothin', and your  chicks for free 
 [Verse 2]                                       
  Em7                                           A
  Now that ain't workin', That's the way you do it
  Em7               G               A
  Lemme tell ya.   Them guys ain't dumb      
  Em7 
  Maybe get a blister on your - little finger
  Em7                 D          Em7
  Maybe get a blister on -your thumb  
[Chorus] 
  C                 G
  We got to install microwave ovens
  C               D
  Custom kitchen, deliveries..s
  Em7 
  We got to move these, refrigerators
  A                    B         C#
  We got to move these color TV's 
  
[Verse 3]                                                                      
  Em7                                                  A  
  See the little faggot with the earring and the make up 
  Em7         G
  Yeah buddy. That's his own a hair     
  Em7
  That little faggot got his own jet airplane
  Em7                       D        Em7 
  That little faggot he's a millionaire 
 
[Chorus] 
  C                 G
  We got to install microwave ovens
  C               D
  Custom kitchen, deliveries..s
  Em7 
  We got to move these, refrigerators
  A                    B         C#
  We got to move these colour TV's 
 [Chorus] 
  C                 G
  We got to install microwave ovens
  C               D
  Custom kitchen, deliveries..s
  Em7 
  We got to move these, refrigerators
  A                    B         C#
  We got to move these color TV's 
  
   Em7
   I shoulda learned, to play the guitar                 
   Em7               G            A
   I shoulda learned to play them drums
   Em7
   Look at that mama, she's got it, Stickin' in the camera
   Em7                D      Em7
   Man, we could have D some fun                                                
   Em7
   And he's up there, what's that?  Hawaiian noises?
   Em7                    G                A
   Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee 
   Em7
    That ain't workin' that's the way you do it                                               
   Em7                                 D            Em7
   Get your money for nothin' and your  chicks for free 
 [Chorus] 
  C                 G
  We got to install microwave ovens
  C               D
  Custom kitchen, deliveries..s
  Em7 
  We got to move these, refrigerators
  A                    B         C#
  We got to move these color TV's 
                                
 Em7                                             A
 Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it 
  Em7                         G  A
 You play the guitar, on the M.T.V.    
  Em7 
 That ain't workin', That's the way you do it
 Em7                          D          Em7