Dm Eb7 Dm Eb7 Dm Dm/C Bb7 A7
Dm7 Eb7 Dm7 Eb7
Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
Dm7 C7 Bb7 [ch]A7+5[/ch]
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
Dm7 Eb7 Dm7 F9
Start me a smoke, talk to me nice
Bb7 Bdim Fm/C B7
You got to wine me and dine me
Bb7 Bdim Fm/C B7
Don't try and fool me, bejewell me
Bb7 Bdim Fm/C
Either amuse me, or lose me
Bm7/A [ch]A7(+9)[/ch] A7 Dm Dm/C Bb7 A7
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
Dm7 Eb7 Dm7 Eb7
Pop me a cork, French me a fry
Dm7 C7 Bb7 [ch]A7+5[/ch]
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl for my pillow
Dm7 Eb7 Dm7 F9
Chill me some wine, keep standing by
Bb7 Bdim Fm/C B7
Just entertain me, champagne me
Bb7 Bdim Fm/C B7
Show me you love me, kid glove me
Bb7 Bdim Fm/C
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
Bm7/A [ch]A7(+9)[/ch] A7 Dm Dm/C Bb7 A7
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape.
D7
Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Gm Gm/F# Gm/F Em7-5
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
E7 D/F# Gm G#dim
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
Bb9 [ch]A7+5[/ch]
When I say 'do it,' jump to it
Dm7 Eb7 Dm7 Eb7
Send out for Scotch, call me a cab
Dm7 C7 Bb7 [ch]A7+5[/ch]
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Dm7 Eb7 Dm7 F9
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Bb7 Bdim Fm/C B7
Never out think me, just mink me
Bb7 Bdim Fm/C B7
Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
Bb7 Bdim Fm/C
New Thunderbird me, you heard me
Bm7/A [ch]A7(+9)[/ch] Dm6
