Intro: Gm



Gm              Bb/G
Mary Long is a hypocrite
     C/G                                         Gm
She does all the things that she tells us not to do
Gm                            Bb/G
Selling filth from a corner shop
       C/G                                 Gm
And knitting patterns to the high street queue
Gm                     Bb/G
She paints roses, even makes them smell good
     C/G                                 Gm
And then she draws titties on the khazy wall
Gm                     Bb/G
Drowns kittens just to get a thrill
C/G                       Gm
And writes sermons in the Sun-day Chronicle


Eb           Bb                   F C   Gm
How did you lose your virginity, Ma-ry Long ?
Bb             F                    C7
When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ?