Intro: Gm
Gm Bb/G
Mary Long is a hypocrite
C/G Gm
She does all the things that she tells us not to do
Gm Bb/G
Selling filth from a corner shop
C/G Gm
And knitting patterns to the high street queue
Gm Bb/G
She paints roses, even makes them smell good
C/G Gm
And then she draws titties on the khazy wall
Gm Bb/G
Drowns kittens just to get a thrill
C/G Gm
And writes sermons in the Sun-day Chronicle
Eb Bb F C Gm
How did you lose your virginity, Ma-ry Long ?
Bb F C7
When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ?
