Pick 'Em, Lick 'Em, Stick 'Em
by David Allan Coe
From the album Nothing Sacred
D G D
I was 15 goin' on 20 when I met up with this old man
G D A
He was quite a lover of the cards and of the dice
D G D
He had whores and he had ladies, he made love and he made babies
A D
He could tell some damn good stories and give some good advice
G D
(chorus)You gotta learn how to pick 'em son, learn how to lick 'em son,
G D E A
Learn how to stick 'em son between the thighs.
D G D
You gotta try not to beat 'em too much, try not to teach 'em too much,
G D A D
Try not to feed 'em too much bullshit and lies.
