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YOU GET A, IN BI-OLOGY. YOU GET A, IN PSY-CHOLOGY.
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YOU'RE A WHIZZ, IN YOUR SCIENCE CLASS. IN A QUIZ, YOU'RE A CINCH TO PASS,
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BUT WHEN YOU'RE OUT WITH M-E, BABY, YOU GET D, D IN LOVE.
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SMARTY CAT, YOU'RE THE TEACHERS PET. YOU GOT BRAINS,
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THAT YOU AI-N'T USED YET. YOU CAN NAME, EV'RY PRE-SI-DENT.
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YES IN SCHOOL, YOU'RE A HUNDRED PERCENT, BUT WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE LOW,
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ZERO, YOU GET D, D IN LOVE. YES YOUR REPORT CARD.
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KISSIN', YOU GOTTA PRACTISE NIGHTLY. HUGGIN',
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YOU GOTTA SQUEEZE MORE TIGHTLY. I RECOMMEND THIS REMEDY,
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AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF HOMEWORK WITH ME.
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YOU'RE AN EN - CYCLO-PE-DIA. BABY I, CAN'T GET NE-AR TO YOU.
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I KNOW YOU, KNOW YOU'RE A- B-C. BUT YOU FLUNK, IN L-O- V-E.
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YOU GOTTA HIGH I-Q, SHAME ON YOU, YOU GET D, D IN LOVE, YEA-H.
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KISSIN', YOU GOTTA PRACTISE NIGHTLY. HUGGIN',
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YOU GOTTA SQUEEZE MORE TIGHTLY. I RECOMMEND THIS REMEDY,
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AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF HOMEWORK WITH ME.
|A |./. |./. |./.
YOU'RE AN EN - CYCLO-PE-DIA. BABY I, CAN'T GET NE-AR TO YOU.
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I KNOW YOU, KNOW YOU'RE A- B-C. BUT YOU FLUNK, IN L-O- V-E.
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YOU GOTTA HIGH I-Q, SHAME ON YOU, YOU GET D, D IN LOVE.
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YOU GET D, D IN LOVE. YOU GET D, D IN LOVE.