[Verse]
FA7 Dennis is a menace with his 'anyone for tennis?'
DmF7 and beseeching me to come and keep the score.
BbBbm And Maud say 'Oh Lord, I'm so terribly bored.
FDmG7/DC7 I really can't stand it anymore.'
FA7 I'm going out to dinner with a gorgeous singer
DmF7 to a little place I found down by the quay
BbBbm her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia
FDmG9 and the reason isn't very hard to see.
C7FA7 She says 'God made her a sinner just to keep fat man thinner
DmF7 as they tumble down in heaps before her feet.
BbBbm They hang around in groups like battle weary troops
FDmG9 one can often see them queue right down the street.
C7BbA7 You see Patricia (or Delicia) not only is a singer
DmG7C7 she also removes all her clothing for
BbCFBbF Patricia is the best stripper in town.
 [Chorus]
FC7FD7 And with a swing of her hips she started to strip
GmC7 to tremendous applause she took of her drawers
FD7 and with a lick of her lips she undid all her clips
DmC and threw it all in the air - ev'rybody stared
BbA7 and as the last piece of clothing fell on the floor
FD7 the police were banging on the door
GmCFBb on a saturday night in nineteen-twentyfour.
FC7 Take it away boys.
F | D7 | Gm(7) | C7 | F | D7 | GmC | F {instrumental}
 [Verse]
C7FA7 But poor Patricia was arrested and everyone detested
DmF7 the manner in which she was exposed
BbBbm later on in court well everybody thought
FDmG9 a summer run in jail would be proposed.
C7BbA7 But the judge said 'Patricia, or may I say Delicia,
DmG7 C7 the facts of this case lie before me case dismissed
BbCFBbF this girl was in her working clothes.
 And with a swing of her hips...
BbA7 and as the last piece of clothing fell on the floor
FD7 the police were yelling at the door
GmC7FF7 D7 on a saturday night in nineteen-twentyfour -
Gm7C7FF7BbBbmC7 on a saturday night in nineteen-twentyfour.
F7 Oh yeah.
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