D Wanna find some boy, rip his heart right out
D First man I see, gonna take him down
D It ain't the Christian thing to do, they say
G But someone, somewhere's gotta pay
 
BmG And if it wasn't for guys like you
DA There wouldn't be songs like this
BmG And if you hadn't gone and done me wrong
DA I wouldn't go off like this
BmGD Yeah, even I'm surprised
AGDA How easy sweet revenge rolls off my lips
G If it wasn't for guys like you
D There wouldn't be songs like this
 
D Broke my TV, pawned my guitar
D After maxing out my credit cards
D You lied much too much, and you lied again
G 'Caught you on the couch with my best friend
 
BmG And if it wasn't for guys like you
DA There wouldn't be songs like this
BmG And if you hadn't gone and done me wrong
DA I wouldn't go off like this
BmGD Yeah, even I'm surprised
AGDA How easy sweet revenge rolls off my lips
G If it wasn't for guys like you
A There wouldn't be songs like this one
A That tell the whole world
A Just what a jerk you are
Bm, G, D 
Bm, G, A
[Bm] [G] And if it wasn't for guys like you
[D] [A] There wouldn't be songs like this
BmG And if you hadn't gone and done me wrong
DA I wouldn't go off like this
BmGD Yeah, even I'm surprised
AGDA How easy sweet revenge rolls off my lips
G If it wasn't for guys like you
D There wouldn't be songs like this
G No, if it wasn't for guys like you
D