Em G D C Em G D C
EmGD Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
C and she's probably getting frisky
EmGD right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she
C can't shoot whiskey
EmGD
C Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a cowbow
D And he don't know
CEmCEm That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little sooped up four wheel drive,
CEmD carved my name into his leather seat
CEm I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
CEm slashed a hole in all 4 tires
CDEm And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
EmG Right now, she's probably up singing some
DC white-trash version of Shania kareoke
EmG Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
DC and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky,
EmGDC Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
D And he don't know
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CEmCEm That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little sooped up four wheel drive,
CEmD carved my name into his leather seat,
CEm I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
CEm slashed a hole in all 4 tires
CDEm And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
GDC I might of saved a little trouble for the next girl,
D Cause the next time that he cheats
EmD C D Oh, you know it won't be on me!
EmD C G D Ohh...not on me
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CEmCEm I dug my key into the side of his pretty little sooped up four wheel drive,
CEmD carved my name into his leather seat,
CEm I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
CEm slashed a hole in all 4 tires
CDEm And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
 
CDEm Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
CDEm DC D Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
CEm