From: "Nate Meier" 
(verse)
[E][A]
Stand up - if ya wanna fight
I'm tellin' all the women
love to be your thang
[A][D]
I'd do all the shopping
collect your favourite suit
[E][A]
Press all the laundry
polish all your boots
[D]
And if you brought me flowers
I'd meet you at the door
[A]
Have your dinner ready
your slippers on the floor

[E]

(solo)

[D]
And if you brought me flowers
I'd meet you at the door
[A]
Have your dinner ready
your slippers on the floor