Key: A then E

Tuning: Standard EADGBe
A -   x02220
C#m - x46654
D -   xx0232
E -   022100


Intro: A--C#m--G#-D-G#- x2


Verse:
A
Twenty-four to nothing 
        C#m   G#  D       G#
and I'm   at the intersection
A
Waiting for the light 
that's green
C#m    G#   D        G#
    Waiting for a reason
A
Take them all and stack them up
C#m    G# D        G#
   Not in my collection
A
Hit them all and watch them fly
C#m               G#         D    G#
Fuck them all and watch them drown
E
What is with these bands that keep 
D                 A
coming with their politics
     E
They never went to school to find 
D                  A
out that they were full of shit
E
Didn't really either
    D              A
But fuck it really doesn't matter
    E
You took this time to listen to me
D             A                  A--C#m-G#-D-G#- x2
Yeah I said I fucked your brother

Chorus:
E
There's one problem
I got brownies
It gave me syphilis
  A           C#m-G#-D-G#-A--C#m-G#-D-G#-
I got no dick!
E
There's one problem
I got brownies
It gave me syphilis
A(hold)
  I got no dick!