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(F#aug/Bb for F#aug, D/A for plain D, E7/G# for plain E7)
|Bm |Bm |
|Bm |Bm |
|Bm |F#aug/Bb |
You walk into the room with your pencil in your hand
|D/A |E7/G# |
You see somebody naked and you you say who is that man?|G |Em |
You try so hard but you Don't understand
|D F#m |Bm |
Just what you will say when you get home Be-
|D F#m |Bm |
-cause something is happening here but you don't know what it is
|G |Bm |
Do you? Mister Jones
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|Bm |F#aug/Bb |
You raise up your head and you ask "is this where it is?"
|D/A |E7/G# |
And somebody points to you and Says, "It's his"|G |Em |
And you say "what's mine" and somebody else says "well, what is?" and you
|D F#m |Bm |
Say, "Oh my god am I here all a - lone?" But
|D F#m |Bm |
Something is happening and you don't know what it is
|G |Bm |
Do you? Mister Jones
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|Bm |F#aug/Bb |
You hand in your ticket and you go watch the geek
|D/A |E7/G# |
Who immediately walks up to you when he hears you speak|G |Em |
and says, "how does it feel to be such a freak?" and you say "im-
|D F#m |Bm |
-possible" as he hands you a bone And
|D F#m |Bm |
something is happening here but you don't know what it is
|G |Bm |
do you? Mister Jones
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|Bm |D/A |
You have many contacts Among the lumberjacks to
|G |Bm |
Get you facts when someone attacks your imagination
|Bm |D/A |
But nobody has any respect Anyway they already expect you
|G |Em |
To all give a check to Tax-deductible charity organi-
|A7 |A7 |
-zations Ahhhhhh..........
|Bm |F#aug/Bb |
You've been with the professors and they've all liked your looks
|D/A |E7/G# |
With great lawyers you have dis - cussed lepers and crooks|G |Em |
You've been through all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's books
|D F#m |Bm |
You're very well read it's well known But
|D F#m |Bm |
something is happening here and ya don't know what it is
|G |Bm |
do you? Mister Jones
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Well the
|Bm |F#aug/Bb |
sword swallower he comes up to you and then he kneels
|D/A |E7/G# |
He crosses himself and then he clicks his high heels and |G |Em |
without further notice he asks you how it feels and he says
|D F#m |Bm |
Here is your throat back thanks for the loan
|D F#m |Bm |
and you know something is happening but you don't know what it is
|G |Bm |
do you? Mister Jones
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|Bm |F#aug/Bb |
you see this one-eyed midget shouting the word "now"
|D/A |E7/G# |
and you say "for what reason" and he says "how?"|G |Em |
and you say "what does this mean?" and he screams back "you're a cow"
|D F#m |Bm |
Give me some milk or else go home and you
|D F#m |Bm |
know something's happening but you don't know what it is
|G |Bm |
do you? Mister Jones
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Well...
|Bm |F#aug/Bb |
You walk into the room like a camel and then you frown
|D/A |E7/G# |
You put your eyes in your pocket and your nose on the ground |G |Em |
There oughtta be a law a - gainst you comin' around You
|D F#m |Bm |
Should be made to wear ear phones
|D F#m |Bm |
Cause something is happening and you don't know what it is
|G |Bm |
do you? Mister Jones
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