Standard tuning. Chords Used: C, E, Am, F, C*, E*, F*, C-note.
C: 032010
E: 022100
Am:002210
F: 003211
C*:035500
E*:079900
F*:133000
[Verse] C E Am F
I'm a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady But nice cause I texted haiti
90 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80.
[Chorus] C E Am F
I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. A Hungry hungry hippocrite.
C E Am F
I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite.
[Verse] C E Am F
Met a girl named Macy had sex with her all day,
But she was dyslexic, so I ended up doin the YMCA
C E Am F
Gay dads blow pops, another sucker,
C E Am F*
Oedipus was the first motherfucker.
[Chorus] C E Am F
I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. A Hungry hungry.. quick pause
C E Am F
I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite.
[Verse] C* E Am F
We the people of the USA
Jose, we're not talkin to you, esse. C E Am F
We got a border in order to keep you out,
It's what my NYU essay's about C* E Am F
Cause we're, xenophobic warrior princess,
Molested by my uncle sam, is that incest? C E Am F
"I WANT YOU" to smell my finger
Does my nephew's scent still linger? C* E Am F
South of queers, north of hell,
The queer ones suck and the brown one's smell C E Am F
We guard the border and we guard it well
But some slip through the cracks of the liberty bell C* E Am F*
Did I say liberty? I meant taco, paco, hey you better let that rock go
C E* Am F F*
Cause in real life goliath wins And then sells all the silk that the widow spins.
[Chorus] C E Am F
I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. A Hungry hungry hippocrat
C E* Am *F
I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite.
[Outro] C E Am F
Bitches and hoes, bo's hoes, oh, bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes.
C E Am F
Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist,
C E Am F
Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist
C* E Am F
So take off your bras and burn em or you can let me burn em
C E Am F*
Take off your bras and burn em, burn em or you can let bo burnham burn em
C* E Am F
Take off your bras and burn em, or you can let me burn em!
C E* Am F
Take off your bras and burn em, or you can let bo burnham burn em!
