D
I love your hair I love your name I love the way you say it
Bm
I love your heart and your so smart 'cuz you gave away it
G
I love your sis I love your dad I love your mom
A
but more than all of the that I love the fact that you are dumb enough
D Bm G A
to not realize everything I've said has been said before
D
in a thousand ways
Bm
in a thousand songs
G A
some with the same four chords (But you'll still love it and let me finger you!)
D G
Oh girl, I hope you don't think that I'm rude
D
When I tell you that I love you boo
A
I also hope you don't see through
D
This cleverly constructed ruse
G D
Designed by a marketing team cashing in on puberty and low self esteem
A
And girls' desperate need to feel loved
D Bm G
America says we love a chorus, but don't get complicated and bore us
A
though meaning might be missing, we need to know the words after just one listen
D Bm G A
so repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
D Bm G A
I'm in magazines full of model teens, so far above you
D Bm G A
So read them and hate yourself, and pay me to tell you I love you (I love you)
D G D A
And the parents will always come along, 'cause their little girl is in love
D G D A
And how could love be wrong? How could love be wrong? When you
D
I am a vessel!
Bm
666
G
Illumanati
A
Freemasons
D Bm
We know it's not right
G A
We know it's not funny but we'll
D Bm
Stop beating this dead horse when it
G A
Stops spitting out money
But until then
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