So for the first verse you pick these notes, just a Em chord and a G chord. Play 2x for intro.
Em G
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am i perv? cause every nerv is cravin for your touch
Em D (10th muffled)
you make me laugh youre my better half, though you weigh twice as much
Em G
350 pounds of love
Em Cmaj7
you mustve fell from up above
Em G D
and killed the townspeople below
(10th muffled)
you had a crush and you let it show
Em G Em Cmaj7
when i want to pleasure you i need an expedition crew
Em G D (pick the high e string a few times)
Em G Em Cmaj7 Em G
D
(Now for this verse go back to picking like the first verse)
Em G
350 pounds of pain
Em Cmaj7
when you exhale al gore goes insane
Em G
whenever we make out
D (10th muffled)
Em G Em Cmaj7
we went on a sailing trip you fell and floated beside the ship
Em G D
then a boat docked on your pants
(pick the high e string while keeping the D chord)
Em G Em Cmaj7 Em G D
Alrighty, now heres a note, I'm not sure if these chords are right, but they sound kinda
Em G Em
then you did what i feared you dissapeared
Em G Cmaj7 Em
saying this was something new
Em G Em G
lyposuction, breast reduction
D
and what came home wasnt you
D
no no no no it wasnt you it was
Em G
120 pounds of hate,
Em Cmaj7
and you said, "i look great."
Em G D
and when the nurse removed the fat, they found the neighbors cat
Em G
i just paused and said to her
Em Cmaj7
i loved you just the way you were
Em G D
then she smiled and for my sake
D Em G Em Cmaj7
said, "pass the caaaaaaaaaaaaake!"
Em Em G Em D
pass the caaaaaaake
Em G Em Cmaj7
Pass the caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
Em G D
Pass the caaaaaaaake
