F
Have you ever felt sad or lonely?
Dm
Have you ever felt two feet tall?
Bb
Have you ever thought, "Man, if only
C
I was anybody else at all."
F
They like to kick you
Dm
when times get rough
Bb
And you give your all
C
But it's not enough
Bb C
And sticks and stones might break your bones
F Gm Dm C
But words can break your heart
Bb C
And if you don't know where to go
F Gm Dm C
I'll show you where to start
F Dm
Kill yourself, it'll only take a minute
C
You'll be happy that you did it
Bb
Just go over to your oven
And shove your head in itF Dm
Kill yourself, really, you should do it
C
There's really nothing to it
Bb
Just grab a mug
F
I sound un-empathetic
Dm
I sound mean and rude
Bb
Suicide is an epidemic
C F
And I don't want to be misconstrued
Dm
Signs of depression go overlooked
Bb
So if you're depressed
C
Then you need to book
Bb
A therapy session
C
Talk about your depression
F Gm Dm C
Let a professional hear it
Bb C
But if you search for moral wisdom
F Gm Dm C
in Katy Perry's lyrics, then
F Dm
Kill yourself, it won't be painful
C
If you are able
Bb
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll
F Dm
Kill yourself, it's over, mull it
C
There's a trigger, pull it
Bb
Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet
F
Stick your tongue in a plug
Dm
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Bb
Make some toast in the tub
C
Nail yourself to a cross
F
Hold your breath till it's gone
Dm
Drink a gallon of mace
Bb
Be gay in Iran
C
Let Oprah sit on your face
F
Jump off of a bridge
Dm
Skinny dip in a flood
Bb
Sky dive attached to a fridge
C
Drink a Haitian guy's blood
F
Break into the zoo
Dm
Give a tiger a shove
Bb
Eat a Phillips head screw
C F
