[verse 1]
Dm Am
Now the show is done
Bb F
I hope that you had gut trembling
A Dm
Or something resembling fun
Am
And if you watch this thing alone
Bb
You probably didn't laugh
But maybe a few times
F A
You exhaled out of your nose
Dm Am
But if you hated it, that's fair
C Bb
But either way
Could you find a little more time
F A
For a parting questionnaire?
[chorus]
F
On a scale from one to zero
A Bb
Are you happy?
F
'Cause you're on your own from here so,
A Bb
are you happy?
F
I'm open to suggestions
A Bb
Are you happy?
F Dm
But what the fuck kind of question is
A Bb
"Am I happy?"
[verse 2]
F A
I really wanna try to get happy
Dm Bb
And I think that I could get it
F
If I didn't always panic
A
Every time I'm unhappy like
Dm Bb F
I'm owed some life
A
Where I'm always, like, happy
Dm
Which is stupid 'cause
Bb
I wouldn't even want it if I got it
F C Bb Bbm
Wait, oh, God, my dad was right
[chorus]
F
So if you know or ever knew how
A Bb
To be happy
F
On a scale from one to two now
A Bb
Are you happy?
F
You're everything you hated
A Bb
Are you happy?
F
Hey, look, Ma, I made it
A Bb
