You must die! I alone am best! 
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Bbm Ab Gb Ab Db C Ab
 [Verse 1] 
BbmGbDb I hope ya flip some guy the bird
AbBbm He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve
GbDb In front of the Beatles' tour bus
AbBbm A Bookmobile and a Mack truck
GbDb Hauling hazardous biological waste
Ab The light turns red you have no brakes
BbmGbDb And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape
Ab So you can see the look on your face
 [Chorus] 
BbmGbDbAb ... Die Die Die Die Die Die ... Die...
BbmGbDbAb ... Die Die Die Die Die Die ... Die...
 [Verse 2] 
BbmGbDb I hope your Pinto begins to spin
Ab Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran
BbmGb Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner
DbAb And maybe some orphan having Christmas dinner
BbmGb Perhaps even the British Royal Family
DbAb And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy
BbmGb And we can't forget the newlyweds
DbAb And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead
 [Pre-Chorus] 
FmGbDb Ab I hope this helps to emphasize
FmGbDb Ab I hope this helps to clarify
N.C. [Chorus] 
BbmGbDbAb Die
BbmGbDbAb
 [Bridge] 
Bbm Ab Gb Ab Db C Ab
 [Verse 3] 
BbmGb I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
DbAb But C.N.N. refers to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob"
BbmGb Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
DbAb Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
BbmGb While he masturbates to photos of livestock
DbAb He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock
BbmGb Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance",
DbAb And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince
 [Chorus] 
BbmGbDbAb ... Die Die Die Die Die Die ... Die...
BbmGbDbAb ... Die Die Die Die Die Die ... Die...
 [Verse 4] 
BbmGb I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
DbAb And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin
BbmGbDb And whatever happens next is all a blur
Ab But you remember "fist" can be a verb
BbmGbDb And when you finally regain consciousness
AbBbm You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress
GbDb And the prison guard looks the other way
Ab 'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day
 [Pre-Chorus] 
FmGbDb Ab I hope this helps to emphasize
FmGbDb Ab I hope this helps to clarify
N.C. [Chorus/Outro] 
BbmGbDbAb Die
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