You must die! I alone am best!
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[Verse 1]
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I hope ya flip some guy the bird
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He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve
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In front of the Beatles' tour bus
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A Bookmobile and a Mack truck
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Hauling hazardous biological waste
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The light turns red you have no brakes
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And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape
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So you can see the look on your face

[Chorus]
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... Die Die Die Die Die Die ... Die...
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... Die Die Die Die Die Die ... Die...

[Verse 2]
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I hope your Pinto begins to spin
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Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran
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Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner
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And maybe some orphan having Christmas dinner
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Perhaps even the British Royal Family
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And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy
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And we can't forget the newlyweds
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And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead

[Pre-Chorus]
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I hope this helps to emphasize
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I hope this helps to clarify
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[Chorus]
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Die
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[Bridge]
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[Verse 3]
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I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
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But C.N.N. refers to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob"
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Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
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Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
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While he masturbates to photos of livestock
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He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock
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Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance",
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And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince

[Chorus]
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... Die Die Die Die Die Die ... Die...
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... Die Die Die Die Die Die ... Die...

[Verse 4]
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I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
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And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin
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And whatever happens next is all a blur
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But you remember "fist" can be a verb
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And when you finally regain consciousness
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You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress
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And the prison guard looks the other way
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'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day

[Pre-Chorus]
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I hope this helps to emphasize
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I hope this helps to clarify
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[Chorus/Outro]
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Die
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