Key: C
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
C - x32010
Dm - xx0231
Am - x02210
F - 133211
C/E - 032xxx or Em - 022000
G - 320003
C(hold) x2
Guitar 2:
Verse 1:
C Am F
Everything has fallen to pieces
C Am F
Earth is dying help me Jesus
C Am F
We need guidance we've been misled
C Am F
Young and hostile but not stupid
Mark:
Am G F
G|---9---|---7---|---5-|
D|-7---7-|-5---5-|-3---|
Verse 2:
C Am F
Corporate leaders politicians
C Am F
Kids can't vote adults elect them
C Am F
Moms that rule the school and workplace
C Am F
Signs that caution sixteen's unsafe
Mark:
Am G F
G|---9---|---7---|---5-|
D|-7---7-|-5---5-|-3---|
Chorus:
C/E F C G
We really need to see this through
C/E F C G
We never wan-ted to be abused
Am F C G
We'll never give up it's no use
Am F(hold)
If we're fucked up you're to blame
Verse 2:
C Am F
Let this trainwreck burn more slowly
C Am F
Kids are victims in this story
C Am F
Drowned our youth with useless warnings
C Am F
Teenage rules: they're fucked and boring
Mark:
Am G F
G|---9---|---7---|---5-|
D|-7---7-|-5---5-|-3---|
Mark:
C Am F
G|-----------------|---------|---------|
D|-----------------|---------|---------|
Interlude:
C Am F
Everything has fallen to pieces
C Am F
Everything has fallen to pieces
C(all the way)
Everything has fallen to piece
Everything has fallen to
Key: A
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
A - x02220
Bm - x24432
D - xx0232
E - 022100
F#m - 244222
Intro:
A
Josie
Bm D
You're my source
E
of most frustration
A Bm
Forget when I
D E
Don't meet expectations
A
Everything you
Bm
wished came true
D
In the end we
E
all blamed you
A
Even though as
Bm
they all know
D
You weren't the only
E(hold)
one, two, three, four...
Verse 1:
A
Why do you still
D
keep it around
When you know it
F#m
brings me down
E A
I'm hating everything
A
And I know that
D
you dated other guys
F#m
But I gotta wonder why
E A
You'd leave it out for me
Verse 2:
A
Why am I still
D
hanging around
When I know it
F#m
brings me down
E A
I'm hating everything
A
And you are getting
D
rides home in his car
And making out in
F#m
his front yard
E A
I'm hating everything
Chorus:
D
Please don't remind me
A
Put your past behind me
It shines so bright
E
it blinds me
I wish that
D
this would end
D
And I am not fine
Last night I
A
saw you online
Your screen name
E
used to be mine
Why can't we
D
just pretend
Verse 3:
A D
And if we can have another day
F#m
I've got so much left to say
E A
I'd tell you everything
A
And I'll laugh when I
D
think about the past
F#m
When I see you after class
E A
You're hating everything
And she said
F#m D
Na na na na na
A
na na na na
E
na na na na
(I just forgot
you were there)
F#m D
Na na na na na
A
na na na na
E
na na na na
(I just forgot
you were there)
F#m D
Na na na na na
A
na na na na
E
na na na na
(I just forgot
you were there)
F#m D
Na na na na na
A
na na na na
E
na na na na
And she said
F#m D(hold)
Na na na na na
Key: C
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
C - x32010
Dm - xx0231
Am - x02210
F - 133211
G - 320003
Em - 022000
G/B - x2x003
Verse 1:
C
In the car I just can't wait
G
to pick you up on
F
our very first date
C
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
G F
Is it wrong if I think
it's lame to dance?
C
Do you like my stupid hair?
G
Would you guess that I
F
didn't know what to wear?
C
I'm too scared of
what you think
G
You make me nervous
F
so I really can't eat
Chorus:
C G/B Am
Let's go don't wait this
F G
night's almost over
C G/B Am
Honest let's make this
F G
night last forever
C G/B Am
Forever and ever let's
F G
make this last forever
C G/B Am
Forever and ever let's
F G
make this last forever
Verse 2:
C
When you smile
I melt inside
G
I'm not worthy for a
F
minute of your time
C
I really wish it was
only me and you
G
I'm jealous of
F
everybody in the room
C
Please don't look at
me with those eyes
G
Please don't hint that
F
you're capable of lies
C
I dread the thought of
our very first kiss
G
A target that i'm
F
probably gonna miss
Outro:
C G/B Am
Forever and ever let's
F G
make this last forever
C G/B Am
Forever and ever let's
F G C(hold)
make this last forever
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Key: B
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
B - x24442
F# - 244322
G#m - 466444
E - 022100
Verse 1:
B
It's Christmas Eve and I've
F#
only wrapped two fucking presents
B
Christmas Eve and I've only
F#
wrapped two fucking presents
G#m
And I hate hate hate your guts
E
I hate hate hate your guts
B F# E
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
F#
I'll never talk to you again
Verse 2:
B
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
F#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
B
Labor day and my grandpa
F#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
G#m
And he shit shit shits his pants
E
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
B F# E
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
F# B B(hold)
I'll never talk to you again
Key: A
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
A - x02220
Bm - x24432
A/C# - x476xx or x4222x
C#m - x46654
D - xx0232
F#m - 244222
E - 022100
E/G# - 476xxx
Mark:
A E F#m D
G|-----9---|-----9---|-----6---|-----2---4---6---|
D|-7-7---7-|-9-9---9-|-4-4---4-|-0-0---0---0---0-|
Verse 1:
A Bm
Push it out
C#m
fake a smile
D
Avert disaster
A
just in time
Bm
I need a drink
C#m
Cause in a while
D
Worthless answers from
A
friends of mine
Bm
It's dumb to ask
C#m
cool to ignore
D
girls possess me but
A
they're never mine
Bm
I made my entrance
C#m
avoided hazards
D
Checked my engine
Refrain 1:
A/C# D
da da da da
A E
da da da da da
I fell behind
A/C# D A
da da da da da
E
da da da da
Chorus 1:
A E
She makes me feel like
F#m D
it's raining outside
A E
And when the storm's gone
F#m D
I'm all torn up inside
A E F#m
I'm always nervous on days
D
like this like the prom
A E
I get too scared to move
F#m D
cause I'm a fucking boy
Verse 2:
A Bm C#m
Remember when I was in
D
The grocery store
A
now's my time
Bm
Lost the words
C#m
lost the nerve
D
Lost the girl
A
left the line
Bm
I would wish
C#m
upon a star
D
But that star
A
it doesn't shine
Bm
So read my book
C#m
with a boring ending
D
A short story
of a lonely guy
Refrain 2:
A/C# D
da da da da
A E
da da da da da
Who fell behind
A/C# D A
da da da da da
E
da da da da
Bridge:
A E F#m
da da da da da
D
da da da da
(Repeat)
Chorus 2:
A E
She makes me feel like
F#m D
it's raining outside
A E
And when the storm's gone
F#m D
I'm all torn up inside
A E F#m
I'm always nervous on days
D
like this like the prom
A E
I get too scared to move
F#m
cause I'm still just a
D A(hold)
stupid worthless boy!!!
Key: A
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
A - x02220
E - 022100
F#m - 244222
D - xx0232
C#m - x46654
verse 1:
A
Hanging out behind the
club at the weekends
D
Acting stupid getting
E
drunk with my best friends
A
I couldn´t wait for the
summer and the Warped Tour
D E
I remember it´s the first
time I saw her there
verse 2:
A
She´s getting kicked out of
school because she´s failing
D
I´m kind of nervous cause I
E
think all her friends hate me
A
She´s the one she´ll
always be there
D
She took my hand and
E
that made it I swear
Chorus:
A
Because I fell in love with
F#m D
the girl at the rock show
A
She said "What" and I
F#m D
told her that I didn´t know
A
She´s so cool I´m gonna
F#m D
sneak in through her window
E
Everything´s better
D
when she´s around
E
I can´t wait til her
D
parents go out of town
E
I fell in love with the
D C#m
girl at the rock show
verse 3
A
When we said were
gonna move to Vegas
D E
I remember the look
her mother gave us
A
Seventeen without a
purpose or direction
D
We don´t owe anyone a
E
fucking explanation
Bridge:
F#m
Black and white picture
D
of her on my wall
A
I waited for her call
E
She always kept me waiting
F#m
And if I ever got
D
another chance
A
I´d still ask her to dance
E D
Because she kept me waiting
Outro:
A D E
I´ll never forget tonight
(Repeat until fade)
Key: D
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
D - xx0232
A/C# - x476xx or x422xx
Bm - x24432
A - x02220
G - 320033
F#m - 244222
Tom: x2
D A/C# Bm A
e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
Verse 1:
D Bm
it's hard to wake up
When the shades have
A
been pulled shut
This house is haunted
it makes no sense at all
D Bm
I'm ripe with things to say
A
the words rot and fall away
If a stupid poem could fix this
Chorus:
G F#m
So here's your holiday
G
Hope you enjoy it this time
F#m
You gave it all away
G
It was mine
F#m
So when you're dead and gone
G
Will you remember this night?
F#m
Twenty years now lost
It's not right
Verse 2:
D Bm
Their anger hurts my ears
A
Been running strong for seven years
Rather than fix the problems
It makes no sense at all
D Bm
I see them every day
A
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants
Outro:
G
It's not right
F#m
It's not right
G F#m
It's not right
Key: A
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
A/C# - x476xx
D - xx0232
A - x02220
E - 022100
Bm - x24432
Chorus:
A
Breathing deeply
walking backwards
D
Finding strength to
Bm D
call and ask her
A
Roller coaster
favorite ride
D
Let me kiss you
Bm D
one last time
Verse 1:
A D
Leave me standing here
Bm D
Act like I'm not around
A
The coast will
D
probably never clear
Bm
Can I please
D
go home now?
A
I had that dream
D Bm D
about you again
A D
Where I wait outside
Bm D
until you let me in
And there I stayed
Verse 2:
A D Bm
Lay beside me and
D
listen at the wall
A D
We'll keep on lying
Bm
until the
D
summer comes
A D
I had that dream
Bm D
about you again
Where you
A D
drive my car
Right off a
Bm D
fucking cliff
And Now I'm
Verse 3:
A D Bm
Make me promise that
D
I will never tell
A D Bm
All I remember is the
D
way her bedroom smelled
A D
I had that dream
Bm D
about you again
A D
Where I wait outside
Bm D
until you let me in
And Now I'm
Outro:
A/C# D
Goodnight
A(hold)
Goodnight
Key: B
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
B - x24442
E - 022100
G#m - 466444
F# - 244322
Intro:
B
On on and on
reckless abandon
E
somethings wrong this
is gonna shock them
G# F#
Nothing to hold on to we'll
E
use this song to lead you on
Verse 1:
B
I learned alot today
not sure if I'll get laid
F#
not sure if I'll fail or pass
kissed every girl in class
B
everybody would waste it all
to have a summer that they could call
F#
a memory thats full of fun
fucked up when it's all done
Chorus:
B
On on and on
reckless abandon
E
somethings wrong this
is gonna shock them
G#m F#
Nothing to hold on to we'll
E
use this song to lead you on
G#m
and break the truth
F#
with more bad news we
E
left a scar size extra large
Verse 2:
B
Sip a drink of the alcohol
end up kneeling in bathroom stalls
F#
eyes are red my movements slow
to high got vertigo
B
he took a shit in the bathroom tub
and fed the dog the brownie drug
F#
tried hard to not get cought
He fucked a chick in a parking lot
Verse 3:
B
Break a window and bust a wall
Making fun of your friend's mom
F#
Turn the music up way to loud
Charge the pizza to the house
B
Everybody would waste it all
To have a summer that they could call
F#
Memory that's full of fun
Fucked Up When It's all done
Outro: B
_____________________________________
Key: B
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
B - x24442
C#m - x46654
E - 022100
F# - 244322
G#m - 466444
Verse 1:
B
I never found out
why you left him
C#m
But this answer
E
begs that question
B
Too blind to
see tomorrow
C#m
too broke To
E
beg or borrow
B
Young and Stupid
C#m E
Left wide open
B
hearts are wasted
C#m E
Lives are broken
Verse 2:
B
One more point
of contention
C#m
I need some
E
intervention
B
Approached with
vague intentions
C#m
Betray my
E
short attention
B
span The distance
C#m E
bridge the border
B
beg forgiveness
C#m E
round the corner
Chorus 1:
G#m
Everytime I look for
E B
you the sun goes down
G#m
And I stumble when this
E B
whole thing runs aground
G#m
I left another message
E B
You are never around
G#m
But everytime I look for
E B
you the sun goes down
E
Once more Will the last
one out please shut the door
Verse 2:
B
More time apart
will give you
C#m
A few more
E
months to argue
B
Is this to much
to live through
C#m E
It always seemed
B
too far to drive
The point home
C#m E
send more letters
B
pray tomorrow
C#m E
ends up better
Verse 3:
B F#
I never did do anything
that she asked
E
I never let what happened
stay in the past
B
I never did quite
F#
understand what she meant
E
In spite of everything
in spite of everything
Chorus 2:
G#m
Everytime I look for
E B
you the sun goes down
G#m
And I stumble when this
E B
whole thing runs aground
G#m
I left another message
E B
You are never around
G#m
But everytime I look for
E B
you the sun goes down
G#m
And I stumble when this
E B
whole thing runs aground
G#m
I left another message
E B
You are never around
G#m
But everytime I look for
E E(hold)
you the sun goes down
_____________________________________
Key: E
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
E - 022100
B - x24442
C#m - x46654
E/G# - 476xxx
A - x02220
Guitar 2:
E B
e|----------------|-----------------|
B|----------------|-----------------|
C#m A
e|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|
C#m B
e|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|
Verse 1:
E B
Mom and dad they quite
don't understand it
E B
All the kids they laugh
as if they planned it
C#m
Why do girls want to
A
pierce their nose?
C#m
And walk around in
B
torn pantyhose Oh yeah!
Guitar 2:
E B
e|--------------|--------------|
B|--------------|--------------|
Verse 2:
E
I like the ones who say
B
they listen to the punk rock
E
I like the kids who fought
B
against how they were brought up
C#m
They hate the trends and
A
think its fucked to care
C#m
It's cool when they
B
piss people off
with what they wear Oh yeah!
Chorus:
E E/G# B
So give me one good reason
E E/G# B A
Why we need to be like them
E E/G# B
Kids will have fun and offend
E E/G#
They don't want to
B A
and don't fit in
Verse 3:
E
Hate the jocks the preps
B
the hippy-fuckin-scumbags
E
Heavy metalers with their
B
awful pussy hair bands
C#m
Counting seconds until
A
we can get away
C#m
Ditching school almost
B
every single day Oh yeah!
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Outro: E(hold)
___________________________________________
Key: A
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
A - x02220
C#m - x46654
D - xx0232
E - 022100
Bm - x24432
Guitar 2:
A C#m D
e|-----0---|-----0---|-----0---|
B|---------|---------|---------|
Verse 1:
A
Shut the fuck up she said
C#m D
I'm going fucking deaf
A
You're always too loud
C#m D
Everything's too loud
A
Now that all my friends left
C#m D
This place is fucking dead
A
I wanna move out
C#m
When can we move out?
D A C#m
This shit has got to stop
D A C#m D A C#m D
I'll run away
Verse 2:
A
Get the fuck up she said
C#m D
Your life is meaningless
A
It's going nowhere
C#m D
You're going nowhere
A
You're just a fuck up she said
C#m D
I'll live alone instead
A
She said: "You don't care"
C#m D
I know I don't care
Chorus:
D A
I'll never ask permission from you
D A
Fuck off I'm not listening to you
Bm D
I'm not coming home
Bm D
I'm never going to come back home
Verse 3:
A
I got too fucked up again
C#m D
And passed out on the plane
A
Tried to forget you
C#m D
I can't forget you
A
No sleep on this flight
C#m D
I'll think about the nights
A
We had to get through
C#m D
How did we get through?
Bridge:
E C#m A E C#m A
I'll run away
E C#m
I think it's time
A
that I should leave
E C#m
I think it's time
A
that I should leave
E C#m
I think it's time
A
that I should leave
E C#m
I think it's time
A
that I should leave
Guitar 2: x2
A C#m D
e|-------------------------|-------------|-------------|
B|-------------------------|-------------|-------------|
A C#m D
e|-------------------------|-------------|-------------|
B|-------------------------|-------------|-------------|
Outro:
A
I runaway
C#m
I think it's time
D
for me to leave
(Repeat x4)
Key: B
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
B - x24442
C#m - x46654
G#m - 466444
E - 022100
F# - 244322
F#/Bb - x143xx
B/Eb - x698xx
C#m7 - x424xx
B2 - x214xx
Verse 1:
B C#m G#m E
Oh no it happened again
B
She's cool she's
C#m G#m E
hot she's my friend
B C#m G#m E
I'd drive for hours it's so
B C#m G#m E
You leave me nowhere to go
Refrain:
E
She's unstoppable
B
Unpredictable
G#m
I'm so jaded
F#
Calculated
E F#/Bb
Wrong
Chorus:
B F#/Bb
Please take me home
G#m E
Too late it's gone
B F#/Bb
I bet you're sad
G#m E
This is the best
time we ever had
Verse 2:
B C#m G#m E
I hope hope that it last
B C#m G#m E
Give in forget the past
B C#m G#m E
Be strong when things fall apart
B C#m G#m E
Honest this breaks my heart
Bridge:
B C#m7 B2 E
Why did we have to go date?
B C#m7 B2 E
It's too easy to complicate
B C#m
Be strong when things fall apart
B/Eb E
(Be strong when things fall apart)
B C#m B/Eb
Honest, this breaks my heart
E
(I'ts so hard) let's go!!!
Key: C
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
C - x32010
G - 320003
F - 133211
Am - x02210
Verse 1:
C
I hear the phone it
G F
rings so violently
C
Can't leave my room
cant breath since
G F
she left me
C
I will admit I hate
G F
those things i said
C
Girls always cry guys
G F
will never admit they did
Refrain:
C G F
Hold on hold on
C G F
hold on hold on
Chorus:
C
Dont tell me that it's over
G F
I'm not used to this temptation
C
And when you come back running
G F
There's no use for explanation
C
I think things are too hurtful
G F
Even with my expert knowledge
C
Most girls do mean trouble
G F
because they are rarely honest
Verse 2:
C
What's with the jokes
G F
all the routines they play
C
Screwing with my head
never quitting till
G F
they get their way
C
Guys like to run chicks
G F
love to yell you see
C
Guys hate to fight
G F
girls think it's therapy
Bridge:
C G Am F
Hold on hold on
C G Am F
hold on hold on
Outro:
C(hold)
Dont tell me
that it's over
Key: C#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
C# - x46664
G# - 466544
Bbm - x13321
F# - 244322
Fm - 133111
C#/F - 143xxx
Ebm - x68876
Part 1:
G#-F#-Fm-G#
Part 2:
Guitar 2: x means palm mute
C# G# F# G#
e|----------------|----------------|--------|--------|
B|----------------|----------------|--------|--------|
Verse 1:
C#
I guess it's
only the men
G#
Who get fucked
F#
now and again
C#
We take our chicks
to the mall
G#
We wait in
F#
parking stalls
C#
And when we come
home too late
G#
She's pissed that
F#
she had to wait
C#
And my excuse
not to call
G# F#
It never worked
at all
Chorus:
C#
Time to wake up
C#/F
Where's your daughter?
F#
Hurts to break up
G#
She was stronger
C#
All my friends say
C#/F
Please don't love her
F#
What did I gain?
G#
Now I miss her so
Verse 2:
C#
I used to hate
the lipstick
G#
It stained and
F#
tasted so sick
C#
The panty hose
and the bra
G#
She threw on
F#
my guitar
C#
Shit Fuck I
made a mistake
G#
I thought I
F#
needed a break
C#
The truth is I'm
such a dick
G#
It's broke and
F#
can't be fixed
Bbm F# C#
G#
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Bridge:
Bbm
If you want to call it a
F#
heart ache (a heart ache)
C#
Then I sure regret
G#
those things I miss her
Bbm
If you want the pain
F#
to go away (to go away)
Better suck up your
C# G#
pride admit you lost her
C#
Let her go (let her go)
G#
move on (move on)
C#
let her go (let her go)
G#
move on (move on)
C# G# Fm Ebm
let her go (let her go)
Outro:
C# G#
Move on
(move on)
C#
let her go
(let her go)
G#
Move on
(move on)
C#
let her go
(let her go)
G#
Move on
(move on
C#
let her go
(let her go)
G#
Move on
(move on
C#(hold)
let her go
Key: A
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
A - x02220
F#m - 244222
E - 022100
D - xx0232
Bm - x24432
Verse 1:
A F#m
I'm sick of always hearing
E D
All those sad songs on the radio
A F#m
All day it is there to remind
E
An over-sensitive guy that he's
D
lost and alone yeah
Verse 2:
A F#m
I hate our favourite restaurant
E D
Our favourite movie our favourite show
A F#m
We would stay up all of the night
E
We would laugh and get
D
high never answer the phone
Chorus:
A E
I can't forgive
F#m
can't forget
D
Can't give in
A
What went wrong coz
E F#m
you said this was right
D
You fucked up my life
Verse 3:
A F#m
I'm sick of always hearing
E D
Sappy love songs on the radio
A
This place it's fucking
F#m
cursed and it's plagued
E
And I can never escape
D
when my heart it explodes
Guitar Solo:
F#m D
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B|-------------2---|-------------2---|
A Bm D
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B|-------------2---|-------------2---|-----2-----2-----2--2-2--2-2--2-2-|
Clarinet Solo:
F#m D A
e|-----|---------|--------------|
B|-----|---------|------2--3--5-|
E D
e|---|---|
B|-0-|---|
Outro:
A F#m D
I'm kicking out fiercely at the
A F#m D
World around me, what went wrong X4
A
I'm kicking
Key: G
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
G - 320033
C - x32010
D - xx0232
G C D
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B|---0-----|-----|-----|
Verse 1:
G C D
I wanna fuck a
G
dog in the ass
C D
He wants to fuck
G
a dog in the ass
C D G C
I wanna fuck a dog
D
That's right kids
G C D
I tried to fuck
G
your mom in the ass
C D
Tried to fuck
G
your dad in the ass
C D
Could only find
G C D
the dog and his ass
Chorus 1:
G C D
We wanna fuck a
G C
dog in the ass
D
We wanna fuck a
G
dog in the ass
C D
We wanna
G C D
fuck a dog
Verse 2:
G C D
I tried to fuck a fucking
G
pirate in the ass
C
Argh me and me first
D G
mate you scurvy cure!
C D
Tried to fuck a fucking
G C D
pirate but I found the dog
G
Ah that was no pirate man
C D
that was thy own sister!
G(hold) C D
It's a mexican pirate
Chorus 2:
G C D
We wanna fuck a
G C
dog in the ass
D
We wanna fuck a
G(hold) G
dog in the ass
C D
Wanna fuck a
G(hold)
fucking dog
Outro:
G C D(hold)
Fuck You
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Key: D
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
D - xx0232
A - x02220
G - 320033
Verse 1:
D
When you fucked grandpa
Did he tell you
G A
that he loved you?
D
Did he hold you until
the sun did rise
G
And did he look
A
into your eyes
D
And ask you to
fellate him
G
And stick a finger
A
or two in his ass
Chorus:
G
He seems like
A
a total asshole
G A
Grandpa is a total
fucking asshole
G
Who would ever want
A
a dirty greasy
finger in his ass?
When you fucked
D
grandpa
Did he kiss you
G A
soft and tender?
D
Did he tie your hands
behind your head
G
And was it on your
A
mother's bed? And
this is stupid!
A(hold)
I hate you!
Key: G
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Em - 022000
G - 320033
F# - 244322
C - x32010
D - xx0232
Verse:
Em
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
G F#
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Em
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
G F#
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Chorus:
Em C G D
It's mother's day
Em C G D
It's mother's day
Em C G D
It's mother's day
Em C G D
It's mother's day
Outro: Em(hold)
