Key: B
B -   x24442
G#m - 466444
E -   022100
F# -  244322
C#m - x46654
B--x4, 
Mark:
            B
Yeah my girlfriend takes me
F#                         E
home when I'm too drunk to drive
        B               C#m
and she doesn't get all jealous
       E
when I hang out with the 
         B
guys she laughs at my dumb 
F#                E
jokes when no one does
              B
she brings me mexican food 
        C#m            E
from Sombrero's just because
             B
(yeah just because)
Mark:
           B
And my girlfriend
        F#         E
likes U.L. and D.H.C.
              B
and she's so smart
        C#m
and independent I 
E
don't think she needs 
         B
me quite half as much 
   F#            E
as I know I need her I
B
wonder why there's not 
 C#m    E
another guy that she'd prefer
Mark:
    F#                      E
And when I feel like giving up
                         B
like my world is falling down
       F#                C#m
I show up at 3 am she's still 
up watching Vacation and
  E
I see her pretty face
it takes me away to a
Tom:
B
I know that everything 
F#
I know that everything
E
I know that everything
Mark:
G#m          F#
everything's gonna be fine
Tom:
B
I know that everything 
F#
I know that everything
E
I know that everything
Mark:
G#m          F#       B
everything's gonna be fine
Mark:
            B
Yeah my girlfriend takes 
   F#                  E
collect calls from the road
       B               C#m
and it doesn't seem to matter
         E
that I'm lacking in the
          B
bulge she laughs at my 
     F#                E
dumb jokes when no one does
              B
she brings me mexican food 
        C#m            E
from Sombrero's just because
Mark:
    F#                      E
And when I feel like giving up
                         B
like my world is falling down
       F#                C#m
I show up at 3 am she's still 
up watching Vacation and
  E
I see her pretty face
it takes me away to a
Tom:
B
I know that everything 
F#
I know that everything
E
I know that everything
Mark:
G#m          F#
everything's gonna be fine
Tom:
B
I know that everything 
F#
I know that everything
E
I know that everything
Mark:
G#m          F#       B
everything's gonna be fine
Tom:
B
I know that everything 
F#
I know that everything
E
I know that everything
Mark:
G#m          F#
everything's gonna be fine
Tom:
B
I know that everything 
F#
I know that everything
E
I know that everything
G#m          F#       B