E - 022100
B - x24442
A - x02220
Guitar 2:
E A B
e|------------------|--------------------------|-------|
B|------------------|--------------------------|-------|
Guitar 2:
E A B A
e|-4-0---|-2-0---|-4-0----4-0----5-4-0-|-5-4-0-|
B|-----0-|-----0-|-----0------0--------|-------|
Verse 1:
E
It's understood
B
I said it many ways
E
Too scared to run
B
I'm too scared stay
A
I said I'd leave but
B
I could never leave her
A B
And if I did you know
I'd never cheat her
E
But this I ask it's
B
what I want to know
E
How would you feel if
B
I should choose to go
A B
Another guy, you think
he'd be unlike me
A B
Another guy, you think
he'd want to fight me
Chorus:
E B
She's a dove, she's
a fucking nightmare
A B
Unpredictable it was
my mistake to stay here
E
On the go and it's
B A
way too late to play
B
I need a girl
that I can train
Verse 2:
E
I heard it once I'm
B
sure I heard it twice
E
My dad used to give me
B
all of his advice
A
He would say you got to
B
turn your back and run now
A B
Come on son you haven't
got a chance now
Outro:
E B E
Need a girl that I can train
B A
Need a girl that I can train
B
Turn your back and run now
A B
You haven't got a chance now
Guitar 2: at 2:04
E B E B
e|-4-0----0----|-2-0----0----|-4-0----0----|-5-0----0----|
B|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|
A B A B
e|-4-0----0----|-2-0----0----|-4-0----0----|-5-0----0----|
B|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|-----0-----0-|
E B E
Need a girl that I can train
B A
Need a girl that I can train
B
Turn your back and run now
A B
You haven't got a chance now
A - x02220
D - xx0232
Bm - x24432
E - 022100
Verse 1:
A D
Don't leave me all alone
Bm D
Just drop me off at home
A
I'll be fine it's
D
not the first
Bm
Just like last time
D E
but a little worse
Chorus:
A Bm
She said that I'm not the
D E
one that she thinks about
A Bm
She said it stopped being
D E
fun I just bring her down
A
I said "don't let your
Bm D
future be destroyed by
E A
my past" She said "Don't
Bm D E
let my door hit your ass"
Verse 2:
A
One more chance
D
I'll try this time
Bm
I'll give you yours
D
I won't take mine
A
I'll listen up
D
pretend to care
Bm
Go on ahead I'll
D E
meet you there
Bridge:
A
Let's try this one more
E D
time with feeling
A E D
One more time with feeling
A E D
One more time with feeling
A E D
One more time with feeling
Outro:
A D
Don't leave me all alone
Bm D E
Just drop me off at home
A(hold)
B - x24442
F# - 244322
G#m - 466444
E - 022100 or 079900
C#m - x46654
Ebm - x68876
F#/Bb - x143xx
Intro: B
Verse 1:
B F# Abm E
Hey mom, there's something in the back room
B F# Abm E
Hope it's not the creatures from above
B C#m
You used to read me stories
Ebm E
As if my dreams were boring
B F# Abm E
We all know conspiracies are dumb
Verse 2:
B F# Abm E
What if people knew that these were real?
B F# Abm E
I'd leave my closet door open all night
B C#m
I know the CIA would say
Ebm E
What you hear is all hearsay
B F# Abm E
Wish someone would tell me what was right
Chorus:
B F#
Up all night long
B F#
And there's something very wrong
Abm E
And I know it must be late
Abm E
Been gone since yesterday
F# E B
I'm not like you guys
F# E
I'm not like you
Verse 3:
B F# Abm E
I am still as skeptic, yes you know me
B F# Abm E
Been best friends and will be till we die
B C#m
I got an injection
Ebm E
A fear from the abduction
B F# Abm
My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies
E
Alright
Bridge:
Abm F#
Dark and scary ordinary
E B F#/Bb
explanation information
Abm F#
Nice to know ya paranoia
E B F#
Wheres my mother bio-father
F# E B
Twelve majestic lies
B - x24442
F# - 244322
G#m - 466444
E - 022100
Part 1: Silent
B E
e|-------------------------|-------------------------|
B|-4--4--4-4-4-2--2--2-2-2-|-4--4--4-4-4-2--2--2-2-2-|
B E
e|--------------------------|---------------------------------------|
B|-4--4--4-4-4--2--2--2-2-2-|-4--4--4-4-4-2--2--2-2-2-4--4--4-4-4-2-|
Part 2: Distortion x2
B E F#
e|--------------|--------------|-------|
B|------------4-|------------4-|-----2-|
Verse 1:
B
Please take me by the hand
E F#
It's so cold out tonight
B
I'll put blankets on the bed
E F#
I won't turn out the light
B
Just don't forget
E F#
to think about me
B
And I won't forget you
E F#
"I'll write you once
a week" she said
Verse 2:
B
Why does it
feel the same
E
To fall in love
F#
or break it off
B
And if young love
is just a game
E
Then I must have
F#
missed the kick off
B
Don't depend on
E F#
Me to ever follow
through on
B
Anything but
E
I'd go through
F#
hell for you and
Chorus 1:
Abm E
I haven't been
this scared
B F#
In a long time
Abm
And I'm so
E
unprepared
B
So here's
F#
your valentine
Abm
Bouquet of
E
clumsy words
B F#
A simple melody
Abm
This world's
E
an ugly place
B
But you're so
F#
beautiful to me
Verse 3:
B
I'll think about
the times
E
She kissed me
F#
after class
B
And she put up
with my friends
E F#
I acted like an ass
B
I'd ditch my lecture
E F#
To watch the girls
play soccer
B
Is my picture
E
Still hanging
F#
in your locker?
Chorus 2:
Abm E
I haven't been
this scared
B F#
In a long time
Abm
And I'm so
E
unprepared
B
So here's
F#
your valentine
Abm
Bouquet of
E
clumsy words
B F#
A simple melody
Abm
This world's
E
an ugly place
B
But you're so
F#
beautiful
F# - 244322
C# - x46664
Ebm - x68876
B - x24442
Verse 1:
F# C#
I took her out it
Ebm
was a Friday night
B F# C#
I wore cologne to
Ebm B
get the feeling right
F# C#
We started making out and
Ebm B
she took off my pants
F# C#
But then I turned on the TV
Chorus 1:
B
And that's about the
F#
time she walked away from
C# Ebm B
me Nobody likes you
F# C#
when you're twenty-three
Ebm B
And are still more
F# C#
amused by TV shows
Ebm B
What the hell is ADD?
F#
My friends say I
C#
should act my age
Ebm
What's my age again?
C#
What's my age again?
Verse 2:
F#
Then later on
C# Ebm
on the drive home
B F#
I called her mom
C# Ebm
from a pay phone
B F#
I said I was the cops
C# Ebm
And your husband's in
B
jail This state looks
F# C#
down on sodomy
Chorus 2:
B
And that's about the time
F# C#
that bitch hung up on me
Ebm B
Nobody likes you when
F# C#
you're twenty-three
Ebm B
And are still more amused
F# C#
by prank phone calls
Ebm B
What the hell is caller ID?
F# C#
My friends say I should act
Ebm
my age What's my age again?
C#
What's my age again?
Chorus 3:
C#
And that's about the time
F# C#
she walked away from me
Ebm B
Nobody likes you when
F# C#
you're twenty-three
Ebm B
And you still act like
F#
you're in Freshman
C# Ebm
year What the hell
B
is wrong with me?
F#
My friends say I
C#
should act my age
Ebm
What's my age again?
Chorus 4:
C#
And that's about the
F#
time she broke up with
C# Ebm B
me No one should take
F# C#
themselves so seriously
Ebm B
With many years
F#
ahead to fall in
C# Ebm
line Why would you
B
wish that on me?
F# C#
I never want to act my
Ebm
age What's my age again?
C#
What's my age again?
D - xx0232
A - x02220
Bm - x24432
G - 320033
Em - 022000
A/C# - x476xx
D/F# - 2x023x
Verse 1:
D A D
Got a lotta heart ache
D A D
He's a fucking weasel
G A G
His issues make my mind ache
A G A
Wanna make a deal
D A D
Cause I love your little motions
D A D
You with your pigtails
G A G
What a nice creation
A G A
Worth another night in jail
Chorus 1:
D
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
D/F# Em
when friends were listening to Slayer
G
I would like to find him Friday night
A
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
G
Life just sucks
A
I lost the one
D
I'm giving up
Bm
she found someone but
G
There's plenty more
A Bm A/C# D G A D--G-A-
Girls are such a drag
Verse 2:
D A D
So all you little ladies
D A D
Be sure to choose the right guys
G A G
You'll come back to me maybe
A G A
I'll shower you with lies
D A D Em D
Got a lotta heart ache
D A D
He's a fucking weasel
G A G
Decisions make my mind ache
A G A
Wanna make a deal
Chorus 2:
D
Ease away the problems
and the pain The girl
D/F#
that makes you wanna
Em
kick and scream
G
All along you wish
that she would stay
A Bm
Fuck the guy that took
A/C#
and ran away yeah
D
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
D/F# Em
when friends were listening to Slayer
G
I would like to find him Friday night
A
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
G
Life just sucks
A
I lost the one
D
I'm giving up
Bm
she found someone but
G
There's plenty more
A Bm A/C#
Girls are such a drag
Chorus 3:
G
Fuck this place
A
I lost the war
D
I hate you all
Bm
your mom's a whore
G
Where's my dog?
A
Cause girls
Bm A/C# D D(hold)
are such a drag
C - x32010
Dm - xx0231
Am - x02210
G - 320033
F - 133211
Verse 1:
C
I never thought
F
I'd die alone
Am F
I laughed the loudest
who'd have known?
C F
I traced the cord
back to the wall
Am F
No wonder it was never
plugged in at all
C
I took my time
F
I hurried up
Am F
The choice was mine
I didn't think enough
C
I'm too depressed
F Am
to go on You'll
F
be sorry when
C Dm Am F C Dm Am F
I'm gone
Refrain 1:
C Dm
I never conquered
Am
rarely came
F
Sixteen just held
such better days
C Dm
Days when I still
Am
felt alive
F
We couldn't wait
to get out..
Chorus 1:
C
...side The world was
Dm Am
wide too late to try
F
The tour was over
C
we'd survived
Dm
I couldn't wait
Am
till I got home
F
To pass the time
in my room alone
Verse 2:
C F
I never thought
Am
I'd die alone
F
Another six months
I'll be unknown
C F
Give all my things
Am
to all my friends
F
You'll never step foot
in my room again
C
You'll close it
F Am
off board it up
F
Remember the time that
I spilled the cup
C F
Of apple juice
Am
in the hall
F
Please tell mom this
C Dm Am F C Dm
F
is not her fault
Refrain 2:
C Dm
I never conquered
Am
rarely came
F
But tomorrow holds
such better days
C Dm
Days when I can
Am
still feel alive
When I can't
F
wait to get out...
Chorus 2:
C
...side The world is
Dm Am
wide the time goes by
F
The tour is over
C
I've survived
Dm
I can't wait
Am
till I get home
F
To pass the time
C(hold)
C - x32010
G - 320003
Am - x02210
F - 133211
Verse 1.
C G
All the small things
F G
True care truth blinks
C G
I'll take one left
F G
You're right best trip
C G
Always i know
F G
You'll be at my show
C G
Watching waiting
F G
Comi--serating
Chorus 1:
C G
Saying aint so i will not go
F
Turn the lights off carrying me home
C
Nana nana nana nana na na
G F
Nana nana nana nana na na
C
Nana nana nana nana na na
G F
Nana nana nana nana na na
Verse 2:
C G
Late night come home
F G
Work sucks i know
C G
She left me roses
F
by the stairs
G
Surprises let me
know she cares
Chorus 2:
C
Saying aint so
G
i will not go
F
Turn the lights off
C
carrying me home
Keep your head still
G
I'll be your thrill
F
The night will go on
C
my little windmill
Saying aint so
G
i will not go
F
Turn the lights off
C
carrying me home
Keep your head still
G
i'll be your thrill
F
The night will go on
the night will go on
B - x24442
E - 022100
F# - 244322
C#m - x46654
Verse 1:
B
Do you want to
E
come to a party
My friends picked me
C#m E
up in their truck at 11:30
B
These things at a frat house
E
but the people are cool there
C#m
Reluctant I followed but
E
I never dreamed there
B
Would be someone there who
E
would catch my attention
C#m
I wasn't out searching
E
for love or affection
B
So I paid my three and
E
the girls got in free
C#m
Shine the beer for tequila
E F# B
and we headed into the party
Verse 2:
B
And then in the backyard
E
some terrible ska band
C#m
Someone in the background
E
was doing a keg stand
B
This place is so lame all
E
these girls look the same
C#m
All these guys have no game
E
I wish I would have stayed
B
In my bed back at home
E
watching TV alone
C#m
Where I'd put on some porn
E
or have sex on the phone
B
Far from people I hate down
E
from anywhere state
C#m
Trying to intoxicate girls
E
to give them head
F# B
after the party
Refrain 1:
B C#m
And then I saw
E
her standing there
F#
With green eyes and
B
long blond hair
C#m E
She wasn't wearing underwear
F#
at least I prayed that
B C#m
She might be the one
E F#
maybe we'd have some fun
B C#m
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise
E
But that night I learned
F#
some girls try too hard
Chorus 1:
B
na na na
E
na na na
C#m
na na na
E
Some girls
try too hard
B
na na na
E
na na na
C#m
na na na
E
Some girls
B
try too hard
E
to impress
C#m
With the way
E
that they dress
B
With those things
E
on their chests
C#m
And the things
E
they suggest to me
Verse 3:
B
I couldn't believe what
E
this lady was saying
C#m
The names she was dropping
E
the games she was playing
B
She dated this guy who
E
now rides for Black Flys
C#m
How she's down with Iwise
E
well constructed disguise
B
Now I'd rather go dateless than
E
stay here and hate this
C#m
Her volume of makeup her
E
fake tits were tasteless
B
So I said I'd call her
E
but never would bother
C#m
Until I got turned down by
E F# B
another girl at a party
Refrain 2:
B C#m
So when you see
E
her standing there
F#
With green eyes and
B
long blonde hair
She won't be
C#m E
wearing underwear
F#
and you'll discover
B C#m
This girl's not the one
E F#
and she'll never be fun
B C#m
You should just turn and run
E
Because you'll find out that
F#
some girls try too hard
Chorus 2:
B
na na na
E
na na na
C#m
na na na
E
Some girls
try too hard
B
na na na
E
na na na
C#m
na na na
E
Some girls
B
try too hard
E
to impress
C#m
With the way
E
that they dress
B
With those things
E
on their chests
C#m
And the things
E
they suggest to me
B
na na na
E
na na na
C#m
na na na
E
Some girls
try too hard
B
na na na
E
na na na
C#m
na na na
E
Some girls
B(hold)
A - x02220
Bm - x24432
C#m - x46654
D - xx0232
F#m - 244222
E - 022100
Bass:
A D A Bm C#m D F#m E
G|-----9-|-------|---------|-----|-----|---------|-----|-----|
D|-7-7---|-----7-|---------|-----|-----|---------|-4-4-|-2-2-|
A Bm C#m D E D
G|---------|-----|-----|---------|---------|---------|
D|---------|-----|-----|---------|-2-2-2-2-|-0-0-0-0-|
Verse 1:
A F#m
He pauses shaving and he tells
E
himself that he is the bomb
A
She has her curlers set her
F#m E
credit cards are paying the funds
A
He's not that old I've been
F#m E
told a strong sexual goal
A
She goes out every day
F#m E
She goes every way
Refrain:
D
oh yeah They don't
E
even care at all
Bass:
A Bm D C#m
G|------------|------------|---|----|
D|------2h4p2-|------------|---|----|
Chorus:
A
She's open
Bm D
waiting for more
C#m A
And I know he's
Bm D
only looking to score
C#m A
And it is way
too unhealthy
Bm D C#m
Often they've typically
A
Been starved for
Bm D C#m
attention before
Verse 2:
A F#m
She smokes a dozen and he doesn't
E
seem to notice the smell
A
He took the seat off his old
F#m E
bike because the way that it
A
felt He wants to bone this I
F#m E
know she is ready to blow
A
They go out every night
F#m E
His pants are super tight
Guitar 2:
A Bm D C#m
e|-----|-----|-----|-----|
B|-----|-----|-----|-----|
Bass:
A Bm D C#m
G|------------|------------|---|----|
D|------2h4p2-|------------|---|----|
C - x32010
Dm - xx0231
G - 320003
F - 133211
Am - x02210
Verse 1:
C
lets take the boat out to the bay
G F
forget your job for just one day
Am F G C
i wish it didnt have to be so bad
C
it might be inappropriate because
G F
you where your baggage tight oh yeah
Am F G C
i wish it didnt have to be so bad
G F C
but i play with fire to break the ice
G F C
and ive played with a nuclear device
Chorus 1:
Am F
is it something i'll regret
C G
what do i want what i cant get
Am F
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
Verse 2:
C
the 3 date theory
is getting old
everybody is getting
G F
left out in the cold
Am F G C
i wish it didnt have to be so bad
C
so i see you with another
guy who pretends to here
G F
you when you cry "oh yeah"
Am F G C
i wish it didnt have to be so bad
G F C
but i play with fire to break the ice
G F C
and ive played with a nuclear device
Chorus 2:
Am F
is it something i'll regret
C G
what do i want what i cant get
Am F
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
Bridge:
Am F C
i'll be moving on moving
G Am F C
on moving on and on and on
Am F C G
moving on moving on
Am F C F G F C
moving on and on and on
G F C
but i play with fire to break the ice
G F C
and ive played with a nuclear device
Chorus 3:
Am F
is it something i'll regret
C G
what do i want what i cant get
Am F
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
G F C
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
G F C
i wish it didn't have to be so bad
G F C(hold)
B - x24442
C#m - x46654
Ebm - x68876
E - 022100
F# - 244322
G#m - 466444
Verse 1:
B
Home show mom wont know
E F#
Run out the back door
E F#
He's passed out on the floor
B C#m Ebm
Third time, been caught twice
E F#
Forgive our neighbor Bob
E F#
I think he humped the dog
Refrain:
Abm F#
But good things come
E
to those who wait
F#
Cause she laid me
Abm F#
And mom and dad
E
possess the key
F#
Instant slavery
Abm F#
No need explain the plan
E F#
No need to even bother
Abm F#
I'll pack my bags
E
I swear I'll run
F#
Wish my friends
were twenty-one
Verse 2:
B
White lies
C#m Ebm
bloodshot eyes
E F#
Breath of alcohol
E F#
Stole it from the mall
B
How's Chris marked
C#m Ebm
with lipstick
E
Better call
F#
their fathers
E
Sleeping with
F#
your daughters
Chorus:
B E
You dont belong you
B F#
left the kids to carry on
B
You planned their fall
E
Too bad youre wrong dont need
B F#
no mom dad slave drive song
Post Chorus 1:
B E
I time bomb I time bomb
Abm F#
I time bomb I time bomb
B E F# E B E F# E
I time bomb
Verse 3:
B
Turn low the radio
E F#
I think I hear my dad
E F#
Yelling at the band
Post Chorus 2:
B E
I time bomb I time bomb
Abm F#
I time bomb I time bomb
B E
I time bomb I time bomb
Abm F#
I time bomb I time bomb
B(hold)
