[Intro]
| D | D | D | D Bm | Bm |
[Chorus]
N.C. D
This ain't Texas (Woo)
ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
G
So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)
D
Stick around, round, round, round, round (Stick around)
[Post-Chorus]
A
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu
G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
N.C.
[Verse 1]
N.C. D
There's a tornado (There's a tornado) in my city (In my city)
Hit the basement (Hit the basement), that shit ain't pretty (Shit ain't pretty)
G
Rugged whiskey ('Cause we survivin')
D
Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm D G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right
D
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Bm G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, run me to the left
D
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
[Chorus]
N.C. D
This ain't Texas (Woo)
ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
G
So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)
D
Stick around, round, round, round, round (Stick around)
[Post-Chorus]
A
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu
G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
N.C.
A
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu
G
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
N.C.
[Bridge]
D
Woo-hoo
D
Woo-hoo
G G7
Woo-hoo
D
[Verse 2]
N.C. D
There's a heatwave (There's a heatwave) coming at us (Coming at us)
Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight), too cold to panic (Too cold to panic)
G
All of the problems just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic)
D
Now we're runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm D G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right
D
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Bm G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, you run to the left
D
Just work me in the middle boy, I can't read your mind
[Chorus]
N.C. D
This ain't Texas (Woo)
ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
G
So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)
D
Stick around, round, round, round, round (Stick around)
[Post-Chorus]
A
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu
G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
N.C.
A
I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu
G
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
N.C. Bm
Don't be a... come take it to the floor now (Ooh)
[Outro]
G Bm Em7
Take it to the floor now, ooh (Hoops, spurs, boots)
To the floor now
G Bm Em7
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (Tuck, back, oops, shoot)
Bm
Come take it to the floor now, ooh
G Bm
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you-oo
Em7 Bm
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too
Em7 Bm D N.C.
