INTRO: D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D(hold)
Uh-Oh!
D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D
VERSE 1:
D
Hey Dr. Yang
G
Chain-smoking Chinese centenarian
A Bm (A) G
Deck my back with pins
A D
Connect the wires and plug me in
D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D(hold)
Uh-Oh!
D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D
VERSE 2:
D
Hey, Love Master Z
G
Sexy online psychic overseas
A Bm (A) G
When my bank card clears
A D
Tell me things I want to hear
D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D(hold)
Yeah, Yeah
D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D
BRIDGE:
Bm G7
Well I might be dyin'
D A
Or maybe I got too much time
Bm
I can't stop my mind
G7
It's runnin' right
D
With these false teeth
A
And these plastic knees
Bm Bm/A#
Go squeak, squeak, squeak
Bm/A Bm/G
From the porch to the street
G
Hey Hey Hey Hey
Bb
Hey Hey Hey Hey
VERSE 3:
D
Hey Dr. Jack
G
Bend me like a pretzel till I crack
A Bm (A) G
All my joints and bones
A D
Beat me up and send me home
D
D - G - A
(D) (A) (G) (D) (A) (G) (D) (A) (G) (D) (A) (G)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
OUTRO:
Bm A G
I've got too much time
Bm A G
Baby may I might be dyin'
A G
Got to help me fallin' doctor
A G
Got to help me fallin'
D
Hey Dr. Yang
D
End on D
