D   D/C#  D/B  D/A   G   G/F# Em7  A7  Bm  Bm/A E9/G# E  Bm11 A7sus C9 

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[D, D/C#, D/B, D/A, G, G/F#, Em7, A7] x 2



D
  What, am I to wake up suddenly and then

And I could work weekends?
Bm      Bm/A        E9/G#  E
   If I work real hard
Bm         Bm/A            E9/G#  E
   I could mow your back yard


D  D/C#        D/B     D/A                 G  G/F# Em7 A7
    I can go to Europe travel with my friends
D  D/C#          D/B      D/A                 
    I can blow a thousand Deutsche marks
   G              G/F#              Em7  A7
To get drunk in a pub with some Australians.
Bm        Bm/A        E9/G#  E
    Buy a giant backpack
Bm          Bm/A        E9/G#  E
    Sew a flag on the back


D        D/C#        D/B         D/A        G
  I think never is enough (Yeah never is enough)
  G/F#          Em7      A7
I never have to do that stuff
D        D/C#        D/B         D/A        G
  I think never is enough (Yeah never is enough)
  G/F#          Em7      A7
You never have to do that stuff


[D, D/C#, D/B, D/A, G, G/F#, Em7, A7] x 2



D
   I never had to spend a summer planting trees

Doubled over on my hands and knees.
D   D/C#          D/B    D/A       G  G/F# Em7 A7
  I never spent a single day in retail
D D/C#           D/B       D/A         
  Telling people what they want to hear
G              G/F#        Em7     A7 
Telling people anything to make a sale.
Bm        Bm/A          E9/G#  E
   Eating in the food court
Bm        Bm/A            E9/G#  E
   with the old and the bored


D        D/C#        D/B         D/A        G
  I think never is enough (Yeah never is enough)
  G/F#          Em7      A7
I never have to do that stuff
D        D/C#        D/B         D/A        G
  I think never is enough (Yeah never is enough)
  G/F#          Em7      A7
You never have to do that stuff


    G                    A7
The world's your oyster shell
    G                 A7
So what's that funny smell
    G               A7
You eat the bivalve anyway
           G                   
And you're sick with salmonella
             A7
You get your Ph.D.
    G              A7
How happy you will be
         G            A7
When you get a job at Wendy's
        G              A7             Bm11  A7sus  G  D
And are honored with employee of the month

[Bm11, A7sus, G, D] x2 

A7sus, Bm11, C9

[D, D/C#, D/B, D/A, G, G/F#, Em7, A7] x 2



D        D/C#        D/B         D/A        G
  I think never is enough (Yeah never is enough)
  G/F#          Em7      A7
I never have to do that stuff
D        D/C#        D/B         D/A        G
  I think never is enough (Yeah never is enough)
  G/F#          Em7      A7
You never have to do that stuff
D        D/C#        D/B         D/A        G
  I think never is enough (Yeah never is enough)
  G/F#          Em7      A7
I never have to do that stuff
D        D/C#        D/B         D/A        G
  I think never is enough (Yeah never is enough)
  G/F#          Em7      A7     D
You never have to do that stuff