E:    022100
A:    x0222x
Bsus: x24400
C#m:  x46654
G#:   466544
B7:   x21202

[Verse 1]
E
Everywhere I go someone's tryin' to by my girlfriend's best friend.
(E)
I try to pretend I'm relaxed, but I'm playing castanets with my knees.
  A
I try to be cool and give her space but a guy's always there ready
(A)
to jump right up and take my place.
(A)
Everyone in this room seems to want to make a big fool out of me.

[Chorus]
A                    Bsus
Everybody open your mouth,
A                    E
Everybody just say "ahh".
(E)                   Bsus
Everything will be alright
       A
if you play along.

[Bridge]
C#m        A         E
Dictate a memo to myself,
C#m            A            E
Try to find if I'm the only one in complete health.
C#m          A         E
Consult contemporaries if there are some to see.
C#m           A       G#              A
There really isn't anyone who's in my league
     B7
But me..