[Verse 1] 
CmFm Meet you downstairs in the bar and heard
G7Cm your rolled up sleeves in your skull t-shirt.
CmFm Said what did you do with him today?
G7Cm And sniff me out like I was Tanquera
 [Pre-chorus 1] 
Fm 'Cos you're my fella, my guy.
D7 Hand me your Stella and fly.
Eb By the time, I'm out the door,
D7G You tear me down like Roger Moore.
 [Chorus] 
CmGmD7Gm I cheated myself, like I knew I would.
CmGm I told ya, I was trouble.
D7Gm You know that, I'm no good.
 [Verse 2] 
CmFm Upstairs in bed with my ex boy.
G7Cm He's in the place, but I can’t get joy.
CmFm Thinking of you in the final throws,
G7Cm This is when my buzzer goes.
 [Pre-chorus 2] 
Fm Run out to me, your chips and pitta.
D7 You say when we’re married 'Cos you're not bitter.
Eb There'll be none of him no more.
D7G I cried for you on the kitchen floor.
 [Chorus] 
CmGmD7Gm I cheated myself, like I knew I would.
CmGm I told ya, I was trouble.
D7Gm You know that, I'm no good.
 [Interlude] 
Cm Gm D7 Gm x2
(this riff can also be used in the later choruses) [Verse 3] 
CmFm Sweet reunion, Ja-maica and Spain.
G7Cm We're like how we were again.
CmFm I'm in the tub, You’re on the seat.
G7Cm Lick your lips as I soak my feet.
 [Pre-chorus 3] 
Fm Then you notice lickle carpet burn.
D7 My stomach drops and my guts churn.
Eb You shrug and it's the worst,
D7G to truly stick the knife in first.
 [Chorus] 
CmGmD7Gm I cheated myself, like I knew I would.
CmGm I told ya, I was trouble.
D7Gm You know that, I'm no good.
 
CmGmD7Gm I cheated myself, like I knew I would.
CmGm I told ya, I was trouble.
D7Gm You know that, I'm no good.
Cm Gm D7 Gm x2 Cm