Am Am E Am [Verses]
Am Despair to the point till they provoke
Am The punchline before they have told the joke
Am The sheer desperation to be seen
Am Staring at the television screen
Am Despair to the point where they provoke
Am You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
Am Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist
Am It wasn't in the top 100 list
FE And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Am Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
FED# He told ya, that you were gagging for it
Am She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
Am The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Am Another variation on a theme
Am A tangle on the television and the magazine
Am D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?
Am D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
Am That says "we are defenders
AmAm Of any poseur or professional pretender around"
FE When did your list replace the twist and turn?
Am Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
FE And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers
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FE And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Am Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
FEAm He told ya, that you were gagging for it
F Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
E Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
AmAm Already thick and you're getting thicker
F Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
E Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
AmD# Already thick and you're getting thicker
Am Asuming that all things are equal,
AmE Who'd want to be men of the people
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