GmGb Eb 
Bbmaj7Bb7
Cm7F7Cm7F7 (Oooh) (Yeah)
Cm7F7Bbmaj7Bb7 (Oooh) (Oooh)
 [Verse 1] 
Cm7F7 I just wanted to be one of The Strokes
Cm7 Now look at the mess you made me make
F7Cm7 Hitchhiking with a monogrammed suitcase
F7Bbmaj7Bb7 Miles away from any half-useful imaginary highway
 
Cm7F7 I'm a big name in deep space, ask your mates
Cm7F7 But golden boy's in bad shape
Cm7 I found out the hard way that
F7Bbmaj7 Here ain't no place for dolls like you and me
Bb7 Everybody's on a barge
 
Cm7F7 Floating down the endless stream of great TV
Cm7F7 1984, 2019
 [Pre-Chorus 1] 
Cm7F7 Maybe I was a little too wild in the '70s
Cm7F7 Rocket-ship grease down the cracks of my knuckles
Cm7F7 Karate bandana, warp speed chic
Cm7F7 Hair down to there, impressive moustache
Cm7F7 Love came in a bottle with a twist-off cap
Bbmaj7Bb7 Let's all have a swig and do a hot lap
 [Chorus] 
GmF7 So who you gonna call?
Gm Bbmaj7 Bb7EbGb Eb The martini police?
Bbmaj7 Bb7Cm7F7 Baby, that isn't how they look tonight, oh no
Cm7F7Cm7F7Bbmaj7 Bb7 It took the light forever to get to your eyes
 [Verse 2] 
Cm7F7 I just wanted to be one of those ghosts
Cm7F7 You thought that you could forget
Cm7F7 And then I haunt you via the rear view mirror
Bbmaj7B7 On a long drive from the back seat
 
Cm7F7 But it's alright, 'cause you love me
Cm7F7 And you recognise that it's ain't how it should be
Cm7F7 Your eyes are heavy and the weather's getting ugly
Bbmaj7Bb7 So pull over, I know the place
 
Cm7F7 Don't you know an apparition is a cheap date?
Cm7F7 What exactly is it you've been drinking these days?
Cm7F7 Jukebox in the corner, long, hot summer
Cm7F7 They've got a film up on the wall and it's dark enough to dance
Cm7 What do you mean you've never seen Blade Runner?
 
Cm7F7
 [Pre-Chorus 2] 
Cm7F7 Oh, maybe I was a little too wild in the '70s
Bbmaj7Bb7 Back down to earth with a lounge singer shimmer
Cm7F7Cm7 Elevator down to my make believe residency
F7 From the honeymoon suite
Cm7F7 Two shows a day, four nights a week
Bbmaj7Bb7 Easy money
 [Chorus] 
GmF7 So who you gonna call?
Gm Bbmaj7 Bb7EbGb Eb The martini police?
Bbmaj7B7 Ooooh
GmF7 So who you gonna call?
Gm Bbmaj7 Bb7EbGb Eb The martini police?
Bbmaj7 Bb7Cm7F7 Oh, baby, that isn't how they look tonight
Cm7F7Cm7F7Cm7F7 It took the light absolutely forever to get to your eyes
 [Outro] 
Cm7F7Cm7F7 And as we gaze skyward, ain't it dark early?
Cm7F7Bbmaj7 B7 It's the star treatment, yeah
Cm7F7Cm7F7 And as we gaze skyward, ain't it dark early?
Cm7F7Cm7F7 It's the star treatment
Cm7F7Cm7F7 It's the star treatment
Cm7F7Cm7F7 The star treatment
Cm7F7Cm7F7Cm7F7Cm7F7Cm7F7Cm7F7Cm7F7Cm7F7Cm7F7Cm7F7Cm7F7Cm7F7Cm7F7Cm7F7Cm7F7