Cm [Verse 1]
CmCm He knew what he wanted to say
Cm But he did not want to word it
Cm The dirty little Herbert was thinking an escape
Cm But the place was well-guarded
Cm The guiltiness that started
Cm Soon as the other part had stopped
 [Chorus]
Fm D is for delightful
FmCm F#m Cm F#m And try and keep your trousers on
FmCm A# G# G I think you should know you're his favourite worst nightmare
 [Verse 2]
Cm D is for desperately trying to stimulate
Cm What it was that was alright three quarters of an hour ago
CmCmCm That had led him to be in a position and every compromission
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Cm He's nearing the brink but he thinks first
Cm The parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene
Cm He's nearing the brink but he thinks first
Cm The parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene
Cm He's nearing the brink but he thinks first
Cm The parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene
Cm He's nearing the brink but he thinks first
Cm The parallel, I think you should know you're his favourite worst nightmare
 [Verse 2]
Cm D is for desperately trying to stimulate
Cm What it was that was alright three quarters of an hour ago
CmCmCm That had led him to be in a position and every compromission
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