[Verse 1]
EGmBG#F#7 Just another microcosm somewhere in the ether
EG#C#mAF#7A Putting a world to rights with Bing Crosby eyes
G# Oversharing and its bitter aftertaste
AG#C#m Exactly the wrong time in exactly the wrong place
EA Save it for a rainy day
G#C#mC#7 Baby, you go hard in the paint
F#7B It's just another race to anyways
 [Verse 2]
ECB Philanthropic toga party
G#F#7EG#mC#mAF#7 What a place for both the opposite sides of my double life to finally collide
AG#C#mE Sharing secrets I was taking to the grave
AG#C#m Nosebleeds from epiphanies I took full in the face
AG#C#mC#7 Oh, come all by the fire, babe, let’s all participate
F#7B In yet another race to anyways
G EGmF# BG#F#7G#7 E Em F#m7 B7 E Oh, how's your Mum and Dad been doing with the generation gap?
E Em F#m7 B7 EF#m D#m C#m F#m7 B7 [Verse 3]
EAAm Yeah, I'm behind my movie camera
G#m7EC#m I’ve got my megaphone
F#7 You can call me Alexander
Am7 It's nice to meet you all
 [Verse 4]
EEm Listening to the Shipping Forecast
BG#F#7 Driving to the airport
E Me and the guys
G#C#m7AF#7G#7 Metropolis ablaze in the rear view
AE Devising methods to both have and eat your cake
AE Mmm, just like the ones that Mother Nature used to bake
AG#C#m7C#7 You look as if you know exactly what I'm gonna say
F#7Am Is just another race to
ED# E