[Verse 1] 
CmD So when you gaze at planet earth from outer space
GmCm Does it wipe that stupid look off of your face?
D I saw this aura over the battleground states
Gm I lost the money, lost the keys
EbF But I'm still handcuffed to the briefcase
 [Chorus] 
EbF I never thought, not in a million years
EbFCm That I'€™d meet so many Lola's
 Can I please have my money back? 
DGm My virtual reality mask is stuck on "€˜Parliament Brawl"€™
CmDGm Emergency battery pack just in time for my weekly chat with God on videocall
 [Verse 2] 
CmD Breaking news they take the truth and make it and fluid
GmCm The trainer's explanation was accepted by the steward
D A montage of latest ancient ruins
GmEbF Soundtrack by a chorus of you don't know what you're doing
 [Chorus] 
EbF I never thought, not in a million years
EbFCmDGm That I'd meet so many Lola's
 [Bridge] 
AFDGm And all of my most muscular regrets explode behind my eyes like American sports
 
EbF
 [Chorus] 
EbF I never thought, not in a million years
EbFCmD