#1. 
C#mG#C#mG# My funny Valentine, sweet, comic Valentine,
AC#mAF#mG# you make me smile with my heart.
C#mG#C#mF# Your looks are laughable, unphotographable,
AF#mG#mA yet you're my favorite work of art.
 CHORUS: 
EF#mEF#m Is your figure less than Greek?
EF#mEF#m Is your mouth a little weak?
G#mC#mAF#m G# When you open it to speak, are you smart?
 #2. 
C#mG#C#mF# But don't change a hair for me, not if you care for me,
AF#mG#C#mE7 Stay, little Valentine, stay..
ABEF#mEF#m Each day is Valentine's day.
 CHORUS: 
EF#mEF#m Is your figure less than Greek?
EF#mEF#m Is your mouth a little weak?
G#mC#mAF#m G# When you open it to speak, are you smart?
 #3. 
C#mG#C#mF# But don't change a hair for me, not if you care for me,
AF#mG#C#mE7 Stay, little Valentine, stay..
ABEF#mE Each day is Valentine's day.