Dbm7, Gb7, Bmaj7 (x2) 
Emaj9Eb7 I can't wait to get away from you,
Abm7B13 (lift littlefinger) And surprisingly, you hate me too.
Dbm7 walk up to Ebm7Ab7 We only communi-cate when we need to fight,
Dbm7Gb7 But we are best friends... right?
Emaj9Eb7 You're too good at pretending you don't care,
Abm7B13 (lift littlefinger) There's enough resentment in the air.
Dbm7 walk up to Ebm7Ab7 Now you don't want me in the flat when you're home at night,
Dbm7Gb7 But we're best friends, right?
Bmaj7Bbm7 You're Stephanie, and I'm Paulette;
Eb7Abm7 You know what all my faces mean.
Bmaj7Bbm7 walk down to Abm7 And it's easy to smoke it up; forget,
Dbm7Gb7 Everything that happened in be-tween.
Emaj9Eb7 Nicky’s right, when he says I can't win,
Abm7B13 (lift littlefinger) So I don't wanna tell you any-thing.
Dbm7 walk up to Ebm7Ab7 I can't even think about how you feel in-side,
Dbm7Gb7 But we're best friends right?
Emaj9Eb7 I don't like the way you say my name,
Abm7B13 (lift littlefinger) You're always looking for someone to blame.
Dbm7 walk up to Ebm7Ab7 Now you want me to suffer, just 'cos you were born white,
Dbm7Gb7 But we're best friends right?
Bmaj7Bbm7 You're Stephanie, and I'm Paulette;
Eb7Abm7 You know what all my faces mean.
Bmaj7Bbm7 walk down to Abm7 And it's easy to smoke it up; forget,
Dbm7Gb7 Everything that happened in be-tween.
Emaj9Eb7 So I had love for you, when I was four,
Abm7B13 (lift littlefinger) And there's no one I wanna smoke with more.
Dbm7 walk up to Ebm7Ab7 Some-day I'll buy the Rizla, so you get the draw.
Dbm7Gb7Bmaj7 'Cos we are best friends, right, right, right, right?
Dbm7Gb7Bmaj7 Be-cause we are best friends, right?
Dbm7Gb7Bmaj7 Be-cause we are best friends, right?
Dbm7, Gb7, Bmaj7Dbm7Gb7Bmaj7Emaj9Eb7Abm7B13
Ebm7Ab7Bbm7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
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